Blow the trumpet, the four horsemen are coming.
The Trumpet echoed every word spoken by Donald Trump, provided him free campaign advertising, and retweeted all his tweets.
The Trumpet echoed every word spoken by Donald Trump, provided him free campaign advertising, and retweeted all his tweets.
by Simmaniac January 13, 2021
Satan's gift to band.
Worst instrument in the entire world.
It is played by Brass-holes.
NO ONE LIKES TRUMPETS.
These evil things are always stuck into songs where they make no positive change.
Trumpets = My dog's shit.
Trumpet players can kiss my ass.
Worst instrument in the entire world.
It is played by Brass-holes.
NO ONE LIKES TRUMPETS.
These evil things are always stuck into songs where they make no positive change.
Trumpets = My dog's shit.
Trumpet players can kiss my ass.
by TheTrollInVegas July 19, 2011
although the trumpet resembles an inflated penis which is full of your mothers chicken it is not!!. it's made of brass.
by That guy you know1# September 03, 2008
"Dude, you totally just trumpeted the wooden chair!"
or another way to say it:
"Last night my grandpa totally played the leather couch trumpet!"
or another way to say it:
"Last night my grandpa totally played the leather couch trumpet!"
by SeptemberAnna July 13, 2012
A Trumpeteer is someone who uses a TrumpetBox Aura to create a unique offline experience that aides in the effective promotion of businesses, products, persons, groups, goods, information, and services to people directly on their WiFi enabled mobile devices while on the go.
Bill told the graphic designer to include his Trumpeteer info on his business card, so that others can locate him on his TrumpetBox.
by TMTInc. November 28, 2018
by Wired-Nerve December 13, 2016
Last night at the bar there were a bunch of Trumpeters making me really uncomfortable... and I used to really like that bar, damnit
by Ms Spamalot November 19, 2016