Trumpet

A person who changes their policies to reflect those of Trump

He's a fucking Trumpet

by Walter Dominoe October 24, 2018

Trumpet

Satan's gift to band.
Worst instrument in the entire world.
It is played by Brass-holes.
NO ONE LIKES TRUMPETS.
These evil things are always stuck into songs where they make no positive change.
Trumpets = My dog's shit.

Trumpet players can kiss my ass.

Hey, do you know the trumpet players juanpablo and edgar?
Trumpet? Let me get my shotgun.

by TheTrollInVegas July 19, 2011

Trumpet

although the trumpet resembles an inflated penis which is full of your mothers chicken it is not!!. it's made of brass.

Joe, licks the trumpet when he plays.

by That guy you know1# October 20, 2008

Trumpet

When you fart against an inanimate object the amplifies the sound of the fart.

"Dude, you totally just trumpeted the wooden chair!"

or another way to say it:

"Last night my grandpa totally played the leather couch trumpet!"

by SeptemberAnna July 24, 2012

Trumpeteer

A Trumpeteer is someone who uses a TrumpetBox Aura to create a unique offline experience that aides in the effective promotion of businesses, products, persons, groups, goods, information, and services to people directly on their WiFi enabled mobile devices while on the go.

Bill told the graphic designer to include his Trumpeteer info on his business card, so that others can locate him on his TrumpetBox.

by TMTInc. November 28, 2018

trumpeter

An individual or organization that pushes the agenda of the idiocracy known as Trump.

What they, the trumpeters are doing is actually discrediting anything the trump team is saying.

by Wired-Nerve December 12, 2016

Trumpeter

A person who thinks Trump's presidency gives him/her the right to act like an asshole in public

Last night at the bar there were a bunch of Trumpeters making me really uncomfortable... and I used to really like that bar, damnit

by Ms Spamalot November 19, 2016