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A guy that plays trumpet behind you, blasts high notes in your ear, and says he can play you in a heartbeat.
DM: What's going on with that Trumpet and you?
Saxophone player: HE thinks HE can play ME in a heartbeat. *Holds up saxophone* Bitch, I've played every guy in the band
Trumpet by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019
Trump supporters whose whole personality revolves around being a trump supporter/republican.
The trumpets are all gathering at a rally for their cult meeting.
Trumpet by Whori3 August 1, 2020
a trump supporter who constantly calls people snowflakes. Mostly likely a middle aged white man with no other hobbies except being a conservative. Or a young teen boy influenced by his parents belief and is socially awkward through puberty. Someone who is stupid and has trump 2020 for their pfp and conservatibe 12 for their name on tiktok.
"Attention, the trumpets have found this video exposing Trump! Im sorry, there's nothing I can do except say dump trump!
Trumpet by VDawgknowsherwords August 19, 2020
A bellend who will not admit defeat.
When someone especially with shit hair or wig doesn’t admit defeat, you say ‘You’re such a trumpet’.
Trumpet by Midgemog November 13, 2020
A feeble instrument played by people with huge egos that are usually short and or want attention. Somtimes thought of as the loudest instrument, but is actually scientifically proven to be quieter than a trombone, it's just higher, so the human ear picks it up easier. In reality, I, being a trombone player, can outplay the entire woodwind section of my band or about 3 trumpets. However, I don't, because I'm not a self-centered a-hole that things his instrument is awesome.
One trombone player is capable of outplaying(scientifically proven):4 french horns, 40 clarinets, 3 trumpets, 7 tubas.

If low brass stop supporting trumpet players with harmony and backround, the trumpets sound like shit. You people are part of the band too.
trumpet by Booooooooooob November 14, 2007