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twatted

The past-tense of the verb word "tweet" in reference to the social networking site Twitter, as defined by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA. To "tweet" means to provide short answers to the question "What are you doing?" To "twat" or to have "twatted" means to used Twitter sometime in the past. Get your head out of the gutter.
Meredith Vieira: "Do you Twitter?"
Stephen Colbert: "I have Twatted."
by drcolbertDFA March 20, 2009
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twattedville

high on drugs after a night or two of narcotics, alcohol and no sleep
Been to a big club night and have taken ectasy and you are on ur way to twattedville but still insist on an afterparty and more drugs
by Zoe Procter January 15, 2008
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Tatted Tower

A Tatted Tower is a massive size building (In Ark Survival Evolved) capable of storing at least 10 gigas 20 rexs 50 wyverns comfortably, also equipped with a large storage level. Undefendable by normal means but great for PvE and single player game modes.
Grab the gigas from the Tatted Tower, we are going to raid!
by Reddhawk September 13, 2017
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twatted your mom

An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day
I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good
by Illtwatyourmom November 10, 2022
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twatted your mom

An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day
I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good
by Illtwatyourmom November 10, 2022
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slam twatted

When someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. Speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.
Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.
by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007
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tatted up kid

1.kid with lots of tatoos
2. kid you dont want to mess with
3. Danny Espinoza
Don't fuck with the tatted up kid he'll shank you with his switch.
by frank June 11, 2003
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