Townies are the reason that you fail your Driveing test, breack your finger, loose your phone. They are a bunch of mindless Zombies looking for a fight evin if u ask them for the time. when i find the 1 who mugged my little brother i'll show him wot its like to have a "Ruck" at a ratio of 10:2. Befor you die theres 1 thing you should try "Townie Bashing" go on, c how they like it.
townie: "Yo, Bruv, inni' u go' a fukin siggi ? "
normal person: "No im sorry i dont smoak"
townie: "Gimme a siggi Bruv or i'll Bash Ya ! "
normal person "naw hang on a moment son i....."
*smash**CruncH*"@#%$!!!"
Note-dont call them son or luv or m8.
normal person: "No im sorry i dont smoak"
townie: "Gimme a siggi Bruv or i'll Bash Ya ! "
normal person "naw hang on a moment son i....."
*smash**CruncH*"@#%$!!!"
Note-dont call them son or luv or m8.
by Jez-TOWNIE_BASHING March 7, 2005
Get the Towniemug. a lazy inhabitant of any campus town or any city who engages in activities involving chocolate-milk, shower-crowding, pretzel tying, being an all around idiot, and sucking syrup.
That guy is being a real townie idiot.
What is this chocolate-milk drinking townie fuck doing in my kitchen?
What is this chocolate-milk drinking townie fuck doing in my kitchen?
by BulletBottle December 1, 2009
Get the Towniemug. Generally viewed as anyone who ISN'T a townie as the scurge and scum of the universe. Aged between 10-20, although there are anomalies either side, they are generally found in packs, although on their own, they're just as obnoxious. They lack any real initiative to think of their own accord, and are led by a pitiful desire to want to be whatever terrible rap/r'n'b/garage/dance artist is currently in the charts, usually through the prolific use of a navy blue jogging sweater, (with a hood, of course, for added 'scareability') cheap trousers and overly expensive footwear. They have taken the English vocabulary and added their own 'unique' twist, abbreviating and completely deforming every word possible, so that, for example, the sentence "You are looking quite nice" becomes "U'm bum, innit?", which no-one but a townie, or those clued in the WAY of the townie, could ever hope to understand. They steal mobile phones, glue their hair to their heads, have a serious problem with anyone who isn't their 'blood', and generally strut around like they own the place. However, thankfully, society has a way of giving these people culture shock, and one day they will wake up to realise just how truly pathetic they have all become. But they're not all bad; These people will become our checkout ladies, road sweepers, fast-food servers, part-time sales assistants and other menial jobs that those of us who can think are just too good for.
by Wayne February 17, 2004
Get the Towniemug. 1. Useless waist of space
2. Chat complete bollocks using words that mean absolutely nothing.
3. Impersonates Ali G being too thick to realise he is actually taking the piss out of people like that.
4. Has no idea of any music catogries unless it comes under any thing such as R n B, garage or any other crap therefore calling any thing that isn't bollocks "metlar music" including groups such as Coldplay, Travis and Embrace unless they like a song then it becomes non "metlar music".
5. Hangs round streets late at night in big groups to try and feel hard because they are total pussies who need "back-up" and weaponry.
6. No not how to fight a fair fight.
7. Like music only by black men and wiggers.
8. Pretend to take drugs because it makes them hard but are only smart enough to figure out how to smoke.
9. No hope in life apart from McDonalds.
10. Brain span goes about as far as shite music, drugs, and sex with there siblings.
11. A vocabulary which ranges from words that mean to shit to words that mean shit.
2. Chat complete bollocks using words that mean absolutely nothing.
3. Impersonates Ali G being too thick to realise he is actually taking the piss out of people like that.
4. Has no idea of any music catogries unless it comes under any thing such as R n B, garage or any other crap therefore calling any thing that isn't bollocks "metlar music" including groups such as Coldplay, Travis and Embrace unless they like a song then it becomes non "metlar music".
5. Hangs round streets late at night in big groups to try and feel hard because they are total pussies who need "back-up" and weaponry.
6. No not how to fight a fair fight.
7. Like music only by black men and wiggers.
8. Pretend to take drugs because it makes them hard but are only smart enough to figure out how to smoke.
9. No hope in life apart from McDonalds.
10. Brain span goes about as far as shite music, drugs, and sex with there siblings.
11. A vocabulary which ranges from words that mean to shit to words that mean shit.
The very short belt like skirts of a female townie have bad habbits of going up and down more times that a horney rabbits arse.
by Arran Delieu March 28, 2004
Get the Towniemug. A townie hangs around in groups of about 15, they go drinking, they usually go out looking for fights, they always have a mobile stuck to their head, and the girls wear the tightest tops they can (which is not a good thing because usually they are way too fat)! And their vocabulary usually consists of Fucking, slag & slut. They pick on people just because they are not like them, and they can't except others!
by Joey February 17, 2004
Get the Towniemug. Person 1: Did you hear Ann, the townie, called Samie a townie?
Person 2: Ya I did. Didn't Ann also just get back from debate camp?
Person 2: Ya I did. Didn't Ann also just get back from debate camp?
by notatownie258 July 23, 2010
Get the Towniemug. Someone who has nuthin better to do then go around town smoking and telling people to piss off. They have no future and they smell like crap. Their hats are so far back they look like they are stapled on to stay on their head. They love bad boys 2 and hate school of rock.SAD ASS'S!!!!!
Townie: "im well 'ard"
Me: "U always try and start fights for no reason"
Townie "U STARTIN'???"
ME: "rrrrrright"
Me: "U always try and start fights for no reason"
Townie "U STARTIN'???"
ME: "rrrrrright"
by Drummer Johnny 3000 February 16, 2004
Get the Towniemug.