pigeon toed

One who walks with feet pointed inward toward each other.

Damn ya cousin is pigeon toed

by Panama May 13, 2005

athletic and toned

A body type that is typically selected on match.com by females that are neither athletic, nor toned. If they were honest with themselves, they would be selecting "a few extra pounds"

All I'm finding by searching through the athletic and toned body type girls are fatsos that I would never even want to look at, let alone see without any clothes on. I think I'm going to puke.

by mylibido October 9, 2008

Toledo toast

The act of pooping in a empty bread bag and slapping someone in the face with it.

Would you like a serving of Toledo toast?

by thebreadguy September 20, 2009

tove

Mentioned in the poem Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll, a tove is part badger, part lizard and part corkscrew. It nests under sundials and eats cheese.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

by Nanol May 23, 2004

toedick

a man with a cock like a toe

wominic has a toedick

by wominic_the_toedick January 19, 2010

TOSed

An old America Online term. If one were to act up in chat room, a moderator could TOS you. It was similar to a kick, except AOL would disconnect, and every member on your account was notified with an e-mail. Multiple TOSes could result in losing your AOL account.

What happened to that one guy?
He was acting up, so the moderator TOSed him.

by Brian D May 9, 2007

toed up

An incorrect derivation of the term "tore up". Now used to mean getting fucked up so bad that you have to lay down.

Bro, lets get toed up tonight.

by Andre December 12, 2004