Balls aren't Touching

phrase. used to pull attention to round or spherical objects and if they are or are not, touching. Often used in reference to pornography, but can also be used in reference to non-sexual objects.

Variations:
Balls are Touching
Bawls are(/n't) Touching

"This pron is so gay."
"No it's not, the balls aren't touching."
"They are now."
"O shi-!"

"Hey, back off. Your bawls nearly touched mine!"

by /b/rother January 10, 2007

Touching cloth

A saying that is used when someone has waited FAR too long to have a shit. It
verbalises the possible condition that the lead end of a shit has protruded beyond the opening of the anus and has made contact with their undergarment.

I need to find a bathroom right now.. I'm TOUCHING CLOTH

by Iam Hawk January 17, 2008

cock trucking

Verb. To knock someone down with a pelvic thrust. Similar in nature to a hip check.

It is strongly recommended that you wear a cup while cock trucking.

Cock trucking midgets can lead to eye injuries (for the midgets of course).

by Grimache April 17, 2008

Touching Cloth

When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.

Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!

by jambomuffin March 23, 2009

touching fabric

when you have to shit so bad your shit is doing the turtle and pokes out and touches your underwear

We gotta pull over and get to the gas station quick cause I'm touchin fabric over here.

by coy July 11, 2004

touching

Touching can be sexuallly or just normally usually as a form of love or close relationship.

Examples can be a parent hugging or patting your shoulders. Or holding hands with your friend or partner. Sexually touching can be defined as light patting or heavy patting where your sex partner will touch you.

by le random November 23, 2013

verbal touching

When two people or a group of people are talking about how great they are and they cannot decide who is the greatest of them all but they do know that for sure they are all the greatest.

"Hey, Larry, you are doing a great job." Larry replies, "Man, you are doing a better job." The other replies, "Hey, all I know is that we are both doing a great job, but you, Larry, are a little bit better today." They both, conclude that they are the best. The verbal touching will continue until an innocent bystander usually vomits in their mouth from all the verbal touching between these people or groups of people.

by K.D.D. Reading November 30, 2007