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Toughest motherfucker on the planet

Brandon... Only Brandon’s can withhold the power to be toughest mother fucker on the planet. It possesses crazy skill to fuck mothers and be tough as fuck at the same time, Brandon’s are a different breed of humans and have crazy huge cocks!!
“I heard theres a though motherfucker in town”

“Well we know he’s a Brandon so hide your mothers”

“My mothers been having a hard time walking lately”
“She musta been with one tough motherfucker

“Didn you hear that, gerald?”
“Sounds like the toughest motherfucker on the planet”
by CallmePapa September 14, 2018
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Touches Mckids

When a yr12 guy goes out with a yr8 girl
Bogan1:hey man whos that YR12 guy kissin that Yr8 girl

Bogan2:Oh thats just Touches Mckids
by Dwight K Schrute :) May 27, 2009
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stick touches the fire

during sex when the dudes cock gains, erm, entry...need I say anymore?
"did the stick touch the fire last nite?"
"you mean did they f*ck? For sure. She's a proper nympho!"
by chaz17 July 14, 2005
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Toughestest

Tougher then Toughest so your toughestest

SEE THERE IS A WORD IN THE DICTIONARY !
- wanna fight ?
-maby.
-well im tougher then you so your gunna loose anyways so just back out
-no. actually im the toughest
- ACTUALLY NO IM THE TOUGHESTEST BIZNATCH !!!!!
by BROSHAN520 July 27, 2010
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-touches femur bone-

This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.
Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-
by stalebagel February 14, 2021
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touches my arm

when she touches your arm and your like hoooolllyyy fuck that’s hot 🔥
*girl touches my arm*
me: *dies inside*
by susticle69 October 20, 2022
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0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.
'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'
by Chickenschnitzel August 6, 2018
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