Torts

Shorts so tight the wearers penis looks like a turtle head.

Can you change those torts, everyone can see your turtle dick.

by eagleeyeshane777 June 30, 2021

Tort

A mixture of a tent and fort. Basically a fort which has been built out of pillows and blankets but looks and has the shape of a tent.

Our tort was so awesome.

by Fudgecake May 14, 2016

Tort

Romanian word for cake

Did you bring the tort ?

by David the romanian November 2, 2020

Tort

A mixture of a tent and a fort. Basically pillows and blankets, as used in a fort, but it looks and is shaped like a tent.

Our tort was built really well.

by Fudgecake May 14, 2016

Torts

The greatest hockey coach of the modern era, John Tortorella

"Did you see Torts lay into those two rookies the other night for not getting the puck in deep? Looks like a couple of healthy-scratches to me"

by Uncle Leo Must Go Now! January 23, 2024

Tort

Ran through

“Wow have you heard Emily is tort”

by Starlove03 January 21, 2020

Tort

To twirl something into shape or give a true account of something. Opposite of distort

The English language is so fucked up, someone must tort it back to normal

by Danclam1796 June 5, 2019