A city that makes Vancouver and Montreal look positively dull and boring. It has the most popular hockey franchise in the world, stunning landmarks and is the cultural, economic, and sports centre of Canada. No other city in CDA has 5 pro sports franchises, nor the degree of multiculturalism and general good vibes that exist in the City. Many people who live just outside the city will say that they "are from Toronto" and those who live nowhere near are generally envious or spiteful, though never admit it. GO TORONTO!
Lets plan out travels honey, which will it be, The east coast? We can see drug addled vancouver and the most poluted pacific port north of seattle. Or we could see montreal and get mugged in front of a seedy strip club. Or maybe Toronto?
by hhh January 29, 2005
Get the Torontomug. A city in Southern Ontario, Canada where it takes two days to change a light bulb... A Torontonian holds the light bulb while the earth revolves twice!
1) Hey, did you hear about Toronto? The inhabitants there actually think the earth revolves around them.
2) People in Toronto think they are 'world-class', but when you ask about that, they ramble on about a second grade geography lesson.
3) Ask a Torontonian about the geography of their city and they'll tell you they think the universe is bounded by their suburbs Scarberia, Mississludga and Bonehill!
2) People in Toronto think they are 'world-class', but when you ask about that, they ramble on about a second grade geography lesson.
3) Ask a Torontonian about the geography of their city and they'll tell you they think the universe is bounded by their suburbs Scarberia, Mississludga and Bonehill!
by Yuill November 16, 2011
Get the Torontomug. Toronto is the largest city in Canada, and it is full of Queers and homeless people (Dont forget all of the Arabians and Asians who are all over the place). It is a disgusting city, I would rather live in some hick town in the north then look at all the fags sucking on toronto dick on church street where people's head get cut off on buses.
Toronto: Yo, Wonna cross swords?
by Suttoneer December 4, 2010
Get the Torontomug. Canada's largest city and Ontario's provincial capital, located right on Lake Ontario. Judging by the other definitions, there are very divided opinions about it. As someone who has lived here all their life, I can honestly say that, while it certainly has its bad points, it has its good points as well.
Bad points: - Often dirty and polluted
- Hot, smoggy Summers and sometimes snowless Winters
- A pretty mediocre subway system
- Some very ugly architecture
- Has an idiot for a mayor (see Rob Ford)
- Parts of the lakefront are gross and smelly
Good points: - Multicultural
- A pretty good art, theatre and film scene
- Some very nice Victorian-style architecture downtown
- Several great restaurants and stores
- Many parks and gardens
- Parts of the lakefront are beautiful and pristine (eg. Scarborough Bluffs)
- Some very nice nature walks, hikes and canoeing in and around the city
Bad points: - Often dirty and polluted
- Hot, smoggy Summers and sometimes snowless Winters
- A pretty mediocre subway system
- Some very ugly architecture
- Has an idiot for a mayor (see Rob Ford)
- Parts of the lakefront are gross and smelly
Good points: - Multicultural
- A pretty good art, theatre and film scene
- Some very nice Victorian-style architecture downtown
- Several great restaurants and stores
- Many parks and gardens
- Parts of the lakefront are beautiful and pristine (eg. Scarborough Bluffs)
- Some very nice nature walks, hikes and canoeing in and around the city
by KittenFace January 13, 2013
Get the Torontomug. place. Small Canadian city resting on land taken from open and generally unsuspecting indigenous folk and the laurels of a group of somewhat tall people hailing from a region known as not-Toronto. Also the site of Keith Richards’ heroin bust and a few scattered NHL victories in the olden days before foreigners were allowed to play. A pointlessly tall tower mars an otherwise boring waterfront and an amateur Trump impersonator runs the government.
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Say, how aboot we hitch up the dogs and mush over to Toronto to watch what’s left of the Raptors get thoroughly spanked!
Nah I have to deworm the children. Again.
Nah I have to deworm the children. Again.
by gnostic3 June 22, 2019
Get the Torontomug. Pronounced Tah-rahn-no and also known to many as the Big Smoke, T-dot, T.O. and most recently, the 6ix - it is one of the most multicultural cities, if not, the most in the world. Ironically, it lacks an actual culture of its own, due to its atrocious history as the economic centre of "Upper Canada".
The Greater Toronto Area (GTA) stretches out with its urban sprawl like a smelly white anus, the perfect breeding grounds for its cesspool of corrosive inhabitants. It prides itself on being "world class" but is really just an attention seeking and desperate NYC-wannabe. A large percentage of Torontonians are trash in human form and if you're not part of a toxic clique, you're not really from Toronto.
The people you encounter have the attitudes of an asshat, and are embroiled in legal disputes involving, but not limited to, divorce, child custody battles, domestic abuse, allegations related to assault and/or rape, vehicular attacks on crowds of pedestrians, serial killing, etc.
Expect the Instagram celebrities of Toronto to throw chairs off balconies, in the same manner that a loose criminal carries buckets of excrement to spill onto others, or when meth-induced chainsaw-wielding men show up at your Cherry Beach party. Sound familiar, eh?
Contrary to popular belief, the White Devil does exist.
The Greater Toronto Area (GTA) stretches out with its urban sprawl like a smelly white anus, the perfect breeding grounds for its cesspool of corrosive inhabitants. It prides itself on being "world class" but is really just an attention seeking and desperate NYC-wannabe. A large percentage of Torontonians are trash in human form and if you're not part of a toxic clique, you're not really from Toronto.
The people you encounter have the attitudes of an asshat, and are embroiled in legal disputes involving, but not limited to, divorce, child custody battles, domestic abuse, allegations related to assault and/or rape, vehicular attacks on crowds of pedestrians, serial killing, etc.
Expect the Instagram celebrities of Toronto to throw chairs off balconies, in the same manner that a loose criminal carries buckets of excrement to spill onto others, or when meth-induced chainsaw-wielding men show up at your Cherry Beach party. Sound familiar, eh?
Contrary to popular belief, the White Devil does exist.
Hoser 1: Toronto is the best city, EVER! It's world class.
Hoser 2: True.
Lesser hoe 1: Yassss!
Greater Hoe 2: Faxxx!
Hoser 2: True.
Lesser hoe 1: Yassss!
Greater Hoe 2: Faxxx!
by HateUsCozTheyANUS July 4, 2022
Get the Torontomug. Literally to most overcrowded place in the freaking northern hemisphere. It is so overpopulated when you walk down the street and stop in front of the subway station a stampede of humans break every bone in your body by trampling you
My Brain is overcrowded as Toronto
by Mr. Miffles October 7, 2019
Get the Torontomug.