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Top Gun 2: Power Bottom

The proposed title to the sequel of the movie "Top Gun", referencing the homosexual overtones of the original.
Have you seen Top Gun 2: Power Bottom? It's even fruitier than the original, and the original was super gay.
by SimonX October 16, 2018
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top gun maverick

the movie with a beach scene and a lot of guys with abs/ back abs.
“have you seen the new top gun maverick movie??”
yassssss it had so many hot guys.”
“omg right?!?! like did you see miles teller?”
“he’s my fave.”
by prude101 June 10, 2022
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Top Gun: Maverick

A supposed sequel to the 1986 film 'Top Gun' which was not a horrible movie, but it was cliched, predictable and nothing like the Navy or aviation at all. A pure fantasy for the jingoistic armchair generals who would 'rah-rah' and cheer at the 1986 Libya air and sea war that (coincidentally) came that year, and later get their rocks off watching and listening to the 24/7 live TV and radio coverage of the drama in Iraq in 1991 and every war since. The film didn't faze or offend me. I was in the Navy during the time. Americans who never served thought it was as so 'apple pie' grand. It wasn't. Some critics bashed it, saying it glorified war. No, it didn't - there was no war in the plot. It was just an unrealistic fantasy, that's all.

This sequel, now dubbed 'Top Gun: Maverick' is SAID to be out soon but it's been put off again and again. It's supposed to take place 36 years later. Well, everything has changed since 1986. As a veteran I can tell you that NOBODY serves that long in the service, let alone flies jet fighters. Even more, Tom Cruise himself turned down doing a sequel in the late 80s. If this film does come out, I hope it's a BOMB. It's preposterous, unrealistic, stupid and an idiotic pile of shit. Most of my Generation X has moved on, this ain't the 80s anymore. Since Cruise has tarnished his image and rep over the years, his career is declining AND he has a daughter begat by a dumb starfucker to feed, I guess this would be something to fall back on. Maybe.
1. Already at Christmastime 2020 there were toy jetson sale promoting and hyping 'Top Gun: Maverick' as a 'soon in theaters' film. But supposedly the current keeps putting its release off. So will it come out or not? Or was it even made?

2. After all this time and everything that has come and gone, why in God's name is this 'Top Gun: Maverick' even coming out, IF it is and IF it's even been made. Can't Hollywood make ANYTHING original anymore? Besides, most sequels esp. ones that come so many years later are absolute trash, garbage, rubbish, shit and crap. Not worth your time or money. Or theirs.

3. I know all the armchair warriors and Ted Nugent types who think war is a game are going to pack the cinemas to see this in late May and slap their monkeys, if it does ger released. As a Navy veteran, I can only advice you - this film can only be a dud. It (and the 1986 one) are nothing like the Navy or even the REAL 'Top Gun' flight school.' Top Gun: Maverick' is trash, go watch something else.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 8, 2022
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top gun summer

The warmest part of the year. Men grow mustaches and shave their beards. It is the male equivalent of hot girl summer.
Looking good bro. I’m digging the top gun summer look.
by Giggled95036 August 7, 2022
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Top gun sam

Top gun sam is the kind of guy who'll be famous in like 10 years. pulls everyone and their cousin, and is probably one of the coolest dudes you'll ever meet. he gives great advise but seems a little bit sad under the surface. and he has a MASSIVE HORSE COCK
"why do i feel so horny? oh, it must be top gun sam"
by pissgargler07 December 16, 2022
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Top gun 2

You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.
Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"

Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"

Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"

Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."

Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"

Iam "Ew."

Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*

Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."

Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"

Iam *sigh* "Alright..."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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ZZ Top Gun

a costume which includes a long beard and a navy flight suit.
Man 1 - " So what's your favorite costume here ? "
Man 2 - " Oh man, it's gotta be ZZ Top Gun over there ! "
by Billy Shea March 27, 2020
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