The act of folding the testicles above the shaft for a more aggressive and complex appearance. Alternatively known in Europe as the Irish weather balloon.
After spotting a mountain lion on the hiking trail , I immediately produced a Tallahassee top hat. The wildcat was discouraged and immediately left the area .
by The Brazen Bandit January 18, 2023
Get the Tallahassee top hatmug. by Shocker83 June 17, 2018
Get the alaskan top hatmug. A camping/adventure trailer made from a truck bed converted into a trailer with a camper shell on top.
by HappyCamperr March 2, 2022
Get the Texas Top Hatmug. 1. “Mate, can you stop eating top hats it’s kind of gross.”
2. “Ohhh are you eating top hats again?”
2. “Ohhh are you eating top hats again?”
by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018
Get the Eating Top Hatsmug. Girl with hairy nipples
by 36% June 7, 2016
Get the dusty top hatmug. 
An elaborate sexual practice involving three women, two men, a pogo stick, several marijuana cigarettes, a bigfoot costume, and a Marionberry Pie from Shari’s.
Bob: I can’t believe Ed died last week. He was only 23!
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.
by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021
Get the Oregon Top Hatmug.