philadelphia top hat

When a guy shits into a styrafoam cup, places it upside down on top of a girls head, and smashes it down.

She wasnt dressed for the occasion, so Kenny gave her a Philadelphia top hat.

by The Irish Mandingo September 30, 2008

West Leyden top hat

When you defecate in a person's hat and leave it on their porch to discover.

Give him/her a West Leyden top hat tonight

by todd_jason December 5, 2019

three fingered cotton top hat

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.

Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.

by shelfmonkey November 3, 2011

Alabama Top Hat

When a woman sits on her partner and queefs in their face

I can't believe I gave Adam West an Alabama Top Hat!

by dolphinication May 8, 2014

Turtle Top Hat

When a man takes home a woman who chose to wear a top hat out to a formal event. Right after she falls asleep, he ejaculates around the rim of the hat, then puts it back onto her head. When she wakes up and her hair has fused to the hat and protests, he simply pulls the hat down forcefully causing her head to pop out of the top of the hat, much like a turtle peeking his head out of his shell.

The bed didn't have any sheets so I couldn't Superman that hoe, but luckily I was able to still Turtle Top Hat her shit.

by Turtlejournal January 8, 2009

pork pie top hat

The sexual act where after raw dog anal sex the woman sits on the mans head and lets the seman spill out into his hair.

My head is cold.

No problem i can give you a pork pie top hat to wear.

by Fisting for jesus May 30, 2017

sloppy top hat

The top hat you wear while receiving oral sex.

I went over to your girl's house and I was wearing my sloppy top hat.

by ExiledZephy January 2, 2017