top shelf

1. In refference to the publications located on said shelf.

2. Meaning good.

1.
Patron: "where iz da porn innit"
Clerk: "on the top shelf"

2.
bloke: "you got the deal"
Alan Partridge: "Top shelf!"

by pab June 30, 2004

top shelf

Hard to get EX

shes top shelf , OR That is a top shelf item.

by Dwayne July 2, 2004

Top Shelf

Contrary to popular opinion, Top Shelf is actually a high-five maneuver, usually given as a command... Not to be confused with the low or mid versions of the "five"
Also synonymous with Fiver

"Dude, I can't believe your boinking that chick from behind while I'm pumpin her mouth, "Top Shelf dude!" *clap*
(this in turn creates the coveted H-Clap

by Jimbo Dee January 7, 2009

top shelf

The highest quality that is usually only liquor. Usually the liquor is literally on the top shelf.

Give me your top shelf vodka.

by Travis Sickle June 30, 2004

top shelf

A term used by a dodgy notherner who likes staring at the 'top-shelf' in newsagents............I bet he likes the little kiddys watching him do it too!

Ooooo one does enjoy this top-shelf material, where are the kiddies?

by ColdRock June 30, 2004

top shelf

Words used by chain bars such as "Chevy's" to add $3.00 more to what essentially a slurpee with a touch of tequila.

Waitress: "Make it a top shelf blue agave colored salt margarita?"

Customer: "Sure, it's only $9.50"

by Mark Rave July 2, 2004

top shelf

aka a floater, boat or lincolin log poop

you can easily form these by:
1 before pooping cover the toilet water with toilet paper. enough so it can withstain a gaint load.
2 then POOP POOP and POOP some more.
3 DO NOT FLUSH! thats the important part.
This makes it so the log you just left will poke out of the toilet and stink like shit

i just left a floater!

by Phill De Conick May 13, 2005