Top-Shelf

Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet

That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...

by danantnap April 28, 2009

Top shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.

My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.

by BigOBJ7 April 9, 2007

top shelf

The highest quality. Originated from the best liquor being on the top shelf in a bar.

His game was top shelf today; I had no chance.

by Khye Kading July 1, 2004

top shelf

A term used to emphasise how good something is or how much it was enjoyed.

"Yeah, that's top shelf stuff. Fantastic"

by pdc June 30, 2004

top-shelf

A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.

Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?

by Mark Towe December 7, 2005

top shelf

many interpretations can be derived from the saying top shelf
1. something is pretty shit hot.
2. to describe material of a sexually explicit nature that is stored in the highest point of a shop.
and my old favourite;
3. to describe a female as being rather atractive in a sexully stimulating way

1. that shot you took was top shelf old boy
2. that dirty old cunt reads from the top shelf
3. A:"fuck me she is top shelf! marks out of ten i'd give her one."
B:"not half! woof!"

by tentius maximus July 1, 2004

top shelf

someone who is so outta dis world, they belong on the top shelf - they are highly valued

"Damn! He is so fine....he is really top shelf."

by dadiddy June 30, 2004