toothpickdick

To have a dick as small as a toothpick ;) (not a floss toothpick) but a pick tooth floss Ygm toothpickdick!

Eva, your dad has a toothpickdick

by Demi Jarratt July 23, 2014

Tennessee Toothpick

An oral hyegene instrument, the origins of which are the mons pubis of the female genitalia.

I pulled out one of my wifes pubes and got that chunk of meat out of my teeth with that Tennessee Toothpick

by GringoTENN January 18, 2009

ecuadorian toothpick

A shameful erection achieved through unwanted stimulation.

Upon seeing his grandmother in the shower, Johnny couldn't hide his Ecuadorian toothpick. He immediately regretted wearing sweatpants with no underwear.

by CaptainSpacebar August 2, 2017

Toothpicking

The act of placing one's penis flat across an object.Similar to the act of planking but using you're penis instead.

Jimmy has his dick laying on the side mirror of that car....NO...he is "Toothpicking" it.

by Jimmy Toothpick August 17, 2011

H. E. double toothpicks

A nice way of saying HELL

Go to fucking H. E. double toothpicks
Alternative; H.E. Double Hockey Sticks

by Jeff494 October 1, 2005

Toothpick

When a male carefully inserts a toothpick or any other pointed object into the hole of his penis for his pleasure.

Lockeroom Guy: Hey Rich, you feelin alright?
Rich: Yeah man i was feelin kinky and decided to shove a toothpick up my cock. IT FELT GREAT!!!

by The Moll-ster March 2, 2010

toothpick smile

A bullshit smile from someone with a toothpick in their mouth that you cannot trust.

The tow truck driver showed up and said he'd get the girls car fixed with a toothpick smile. They were never seen again...

by von groovy May 11, 2019