H. E. double toothpicks

A nice way of saying HELL

Go to fucking H. E. double toothpicks
Alternative; H.E. Double Hockey Sticks

by Jeff494 October 1, 2005

Toothpick

When a male carefully inserts a toothpick or any other pointed object into the hole of his penis for his pleasure.

Lockeroom Guy: Hey Rich, you feelin alright?
Rich: Yeah man i was feelin kinky and decided to shove a toothpick up my cock. IT FELT GREAT!!!

by The Moll-ster March 2, 2010

toothpick smile

A bullshit smile from someone with a toothpick in their mouth that you cannot trust.

The tow truck driver showed up and said he'd get the girls car fixed with a toothpick smile. They were never seen again...

by von groovy May 11, 2019

toothpique

A slender woman or girl, particularly a tall thin female, who is an ectomorph.

sylph
“stick thin”...But not to be confused with anorexic
small-boned

Models are usually towering toothpiques, as modeling agencies prefer tall thin ectomorphic women.

by UDmjc August 11, 2019

Toothpick Jar

An album of unsolicited dick pics

Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.

by Richard Thunder May 12, 2020

toothpick-dick

A dick which is so small or thin that it can be used as a toothpick. It can be used as an insult or an intentional exaggeration.

Kevin said he had a big cock but it was just a toothpick-dick.

by Tobl1x May 3, 2022

Minty Toothpick

A small wooden stick usually carried in a plaid shirt or jacket, and often can be found on the floor of a pickup truck. Rednecks often chew on these to prove themselves as men, or to attrack a redneck mate.

Also can be used to fool people into thinking that you are not drunk

Officer: Sir have you been drinking tonight? Your truck was all over the road.

Redneck Driver: No sir, just chewin a minty toothpick, y'all want one? There minty!

by redneckhillbilly February 17, 2010