Toothbrushery

A way to call out some person's douchbaggery without villifying vaginal hygiene devices.

Stop the douchebaggery!
Dude, that's not PC.
Oh...then tell him to stop his toothbrushery.

by TobiasFunkeMD March 6, 2009

toothbrush diet

When the back end of the toothbrush is used to put down ones throat to then regurgitate any food that’s been swallowed.

I’ve dropped 5kg in 2 days since starting the toothbrush diet!

by Plummdogg October 13, 2020

Florida toothbrush

When someone brushes their teeth and spits it on a penis and then gives them a blowjob.

Oh man, I want to give you a Florida toothbrush.

by TurkeyBaster69 May 2, 2021

toothbrush

a stick (usually plastic) with bristles that you use to clean your teeth with.

"Stop cleaning the toilet with my toothbrush!", said Mr. Bean.

by mAndy November 21, 2003

Toothbrushing

An act commonly conducted by door to door sales people, especially frequented in the kitchen fitting world (Space Kitchens are innovators in this field). This usually happens as a direct result of rejecting their sales proposal. The indignant and humiliated rep will then feel the need to ask to use the home owners bath room and secretly urinate on the owners tooth brush or insert it up their anal passage before replacing it

See definition of Toothbrushing

by msonning April 15, 2010

toothbrushlord

A super cool comrade who inhales toothbrushes and spits them out at evil fascists. Her hobbies include: constantly trying out new hobbies and displaying them for everyone and then just losing interest

Have you seen Toothbrushlord? She's my favorite comrade. She showed me how to share my toothbrush with the working class.

by _ShadyMasterJ_ April 25, 2021

Crunchy Toothbrush

When a man cums in your mouth 'by mistake' - you secretly spit it out onto his toothbrush so it dries and is crunchy for his next use.

Matilda was upset that Robert 'mistakenly' ejaculated in her mouth after she kindly asked him not to. She politely excused herself after their intercourse session and 'mistakenly' spit her mouthful of babies so he would have a crunchy toothbrush the next morning.

by SnowyD June 16, 2013