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the hind quarters of a human: ass, butt, rear end...
That homework was a pain in the tookis!
by Sobo March 22, 2003
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tookie

1. Multiple shotgun killer 2. Murderer of a convenience store clerk 3. Murderer of a husband, wife and daughter who ran a motel 4. co-Wrote booklets, not books, that amount to less than a single highschool essay 5. Never apologized for the murders 6. Never admitted to the murders - that might hurt his capital habeas case 7. Coward who uses peace as a cover for fear of the lethal injection
Tookie gets put down by the guards. Tookie is on his final appeal. Just about anyone can get nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, including Tookie. Tookie will never actually win a Nobel peace prize. Tookie's veins are bulging and popping at the sight of The Deep Needle.
by Deep Needle August 27, 2005
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Tookie shotgun killed a store clerk. Then a week later, Tookie shotgun killed a father, mother and daughter.
by Deep Needle September 15, 2005
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tookie

I'm not sure what's worse: Tookie himself and his horrific crimes which he's never apologized for or the fact that people think he's such a do-gooder, especially that dumbshit motherfucker that said Tookie is a great man. What the fuck? The guy founded a gang, dipshit!

Anyway, he greased 4 people, never apologized for it, wrote a few anti-gang children's BOOKLETS, got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize twice but didn't win and.... Wait, that's it. Of course, he got a raw deal despite all those appeals. It was all a race thing of course. Yeah....
dumbass: Tookie was a great man! He wrote a bunch of anti-gang books for children and reformed! He even got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. It's not like anyone can get nominated! He was a great person who did a lot and made up for his crimes.

smart person: No, he wasn't, you asshole! He never apologized and hardly did shit! He wrote a few pissy booklets and made a few lectures but never once said he was sorry! Someone should "Tookie" you!

author's note: Hey, is that a term yet? To "Tookie" someone?
by Correct April 8, 2006
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Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver

Long ass name given to people who fix shit in trucks.
Franks dad- thanks Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver
Lucas - (hangs himself)
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Toosie Slide

The way the girl’s legs move when she on her back about to get it from Drake.
She did the toosie slide and I got it in.
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tookie

Rhymes with "spookie," a man who killed four people over about $100 in cash & then got scared & found "redemption" when he learned he was going to get the anti-crime vaccine. Complete coward.
Tookie should've been put to death about 3 weeks after he killed those four innocent people, instead of the Cullyforneean government waiting 25 years to finally pull the trigger.
by John Heinz Kerry December 19, 2005
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