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Dr. Toolbag

A crazy fool that acts like he is God's gift to women. Always is checking out his face in the mirror and demands attention ( yelling sometimes to get those to focus on his actions).
"that Dorian kid thinks he is so fly, he has a doctorate in being a tool, one would think of him as Dr. Toolbag
by Hustla4lyfe May 3, 2010
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Toolbag

SOC is a toolbag.
by John Imatyourmumshouse August 1, 2008
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Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome

(Noun) A contagious disease spread by over zealous males, or in some cases females, being standoffish toolbags. Although not given enough credit and awareness by Congress and the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), there are many ITS (Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome) pandemics spreading throughout several nations, including the United States, Canada, and France. The only cure to this terrible disease is a good, humiliating slap to the face, or roundhouse kick for those in the footsteps of Chuck Norris, to humble those with the disease. ITS tends to come back and effect people multiple times, so 3 additional slaps-to-the-faces are recommending to suspend ITS for a longer period of time.
John:"Look at Andy, just sitting there playing his guitar while all the girls gaze at him."
Jane:"I think he might have Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome.... You know what to do John. It's for the best."
John: slaps Andy across the face repeatedly until all the girls run away.

John:"I can't stand it when he talks, he's such a tool!"
Jane:"Then go slap him!"
John:"No... I'll roundhouse kick him to the face. It's the most effective way to cure Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome."
by ncmo April 26, 2010
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Toolbag

A person who thinks highly of themselves and is embedded with another person's ideas. A person who believes and is easily manipulated to believe another individual idea to the point of only seeing what the manipulator thinks or says.
Donald Trump thought that Goldman Sachs are smart and inelegant people to think it will help people. He is such a toolbag.

Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder are such toolbag. They were bought off and believed that the rich are right about everything.
by SwordsManIV August 11, 2019
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Toolbag

1. Someone who does not act in good faith
2. Someone who does not repay with empathy a favor received previously see thinking of themselves only
3. Synonym for douchebag

Term can be prefaced with an adjective like raging, fucking, moronic to further refine how horrible this person may be acting
Random scenario...
Keith: get me a job...I'll help look out for you when I am on the team and am no longer unemployed
Scott: I got you a job.

One year later ..
Keith: Sorry, Scott, wait your turn for a promotion or leave.

In this scenario because Keith is being really mean boys and girls he's a FUCKING TOOLBAG because he only thought of himself.
by EggsRSides September 13, 2022
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Toolbag

A small group of "tool" or D-Bags hanging out together. Typically named lame ass things like "Dylan, Ken or Cody."
Wow look at that toolbag, stupid fucks!
by boogerbear733 May 3, 2021
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Toolbag

An idiot that knows nothing about rules and procedures for someone else's job, yet they sit back and criticize every aspect of how everyone else does their job. Aka Mike Pache
Mike Pache is a toolbag that should be fired by Fox.
by David_Webb November 5, 2019
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