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Horse Tooth Jackass

Any and all buck-toothed wannabees, especially one who produces the Howard Stern Show
Gary is a Horse Tooth Jackass!
by Scooter (s scott williams) January 21, 2011
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tooth and nail

Viciously or passionately, mostly used in relation to fighting over something.
"The lawyer fought tooth and nail for her defendant's dignity and rights in the face of this new injustice."
by andrograce May 15, 2014
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tooth to gum ratio

When more gum than tooth shows in your smile
"Ugh, what an ugly smile, horrible tooth to gum ratio."
by Just The Facts July 30, 2008
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toothbrush

THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY
MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND
SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY,
INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS
DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH less.
It's a toothbrush, you hory kid
by FadieZ December 17, 2004
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poop tooth grin

When you notice someone don't open their mouth when smiling cuz of rotten teeth.Only when they forget and laugh there true grill is revealed.
Wow did not know Nick had poop tooth grin till he laughed at one of my jokes
by steelhead June 18, 2017
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toothbrush talk

The incomprehensible noise that occurs when someone attempts to talk whilst brushing their teeth.

After awhile, you may begin to understand this language, especially if the person is making hand motions.
Guy 1: MMPHHHMMNMNMHSHHSSPFTT
Guy 2: Dude I can't understand your toothbrush talk.
Guy 1: MMMPPSFHHFTSHHS -waves hands-
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, nah I already saw that movie last Friday.
by L to tha C December 17, 2008
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Tootheses

More then one tooth= My baby got her second tootheses.
by Angry_Raider July 20, 2012
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