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toolonoscopy

Contrary to a colonoscopy where a Dr. sticks a camera up ones ass to examine the colon, this is a social procedure in which one finds out the full extent to which another is a tool.

It is usually based on growing concerns that one is a tool.
I think we need to give Jim a toolonoscopy man, he's really playing favorites and getting used along with that...
by Toolie Toolerson February 19, 2011
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tootology

The needless or unwelcome repetition of a fart.
When someone farts and everyone laughs so they fart again, but no one thinks it's funny the second time is an example of tootology.
by onehandcrabbing October 10, 2012
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TOOCO

TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL
When you wish to express something or someone has really gone past OTT (Over The Top). i.e. When you are looking for an acronym stronger than OTT, which could be in regard to a person's ongoing pattern of behaviour or topic; an escalating development, such as rife political corruption; extraordinary or unbelievable developments in a murder investigation; to a person(s) who is a lose cannon etc. The use of TOOCO can be applied to anyone or anything.
He's really gone TOOCO now !
This has become TOOCO.
OMG, that is soooo TOOCO 😱
by Duchess Bisgrovnya February 1, 2019
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Toopoo

Toopoo V.

To Toopoo a house or apartment; To take a shit and throw it on a house in place of toilet paper; Taking teepeeing a house to the next level.
Dude, I totally toopoo'd that house last night.

Let's go toopoo our teacher's apartment tonight!
by Wreched June 28, 2009
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tootoomtweng

Trini slang.

A tootoomweng is an idiot, a backside, a loser.
Aye gyul, u is a real tootoomtweng eh! Oh gosh yuh disgusting.
by mikoism October 11, 2006
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Toowoomba

A town in Queensland, Australia.
It is a good town, filled with good people. Home to the carnival of flowers and AGMF and other awesome events.
It was Australias most livable city three times and most likely still is.

People in Toowoomba are generally (as a generality, not insulting other cities) more athletic than other cities because Toowoomba is at a higher altitude than most of QLD and thus we have more efficient blood transportation systems.
Overall a good clean city with awesome features and people.
Come visit some time!
You are more than welcome!
"hey man, see they guy that came from Toowoomba"
"yeah he is a good man from a good city"
by Greenstreet4444 September 21, 2006
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toobooninating

toobooninating is when someone is hogging the computer and wont let another person get on. this sometimes occurs when the toobooninater is making up a definition on urban dictionary. and the toobooninatee is waiting and wont stop talking to them and nagging them to get off so that he/she/it/ can get on myspace then go to the bk lounge.
stop toobooninating, i got to go to bk lounge soon!
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