Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the Supreme Court, huh?”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of playing with your weiner when you think no one on the Zoom conference can see you.

Did you hear about that CNN legal analyst who was caught Toobin on his video conference call? No way! Who was it? Jeffrey Toobin! How co-incidental is that?!

by docsabre October 19, 2020

Toobin

When you get caught jacking off during a Zoom call.

On today's Zoom call "election stimulation" we overserved our team member Jeffrey pulling a Toobin. He claimed his "big guy" was pulling a little to far left and he was working hard to straighten it before the election.

by Dick Champion October 19, 2020

Toobin

When you expose yourself on a video call.

Please refrain from Toobin while chatting with colleagues on a video conference.

by SEAZD October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating diring a Zoom Meeting.

"That meeting was so boring, I was TOOBIN the whole time."

by Doginthemirror October 24, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating during a work Zoom meeting. Named after CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin, who got caught jerking off with his camera on during Zoom call with the New Yorker.

That call was so boring I had to pull a Toobin just to make it interesting.

by Monticello15 October 19, 2020

toobin'

jerkin off on a zoom call when you think your camera is off

Jeffrey Toobin, an American lawyer, blogger, author and legal analyst for CNN and The New Yorker, got caught toobin'.

by waltereichmann October 19, 2020