Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the Supreme Court, huh?”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020

Toobin

When you get caught jacking off during a Zoom call.

On today's Zoom call "election stimulation" we overserved our team member Jeffrey pulling a Toobin. He claimed his "big guy" was pulling a little to far left and he was working hard to straighten it before the election.

by Dick Champion October 19, 2020

TOOBIN

Masterbating while in an online meeting.

Boring company zoom meeting online, so you excuse yourself to a bathroom break,

kill youe video feed for a quick spank and yank on the next browser tab, when suddenly the cat walks across your keyboard, activating your meeting camera and tab for the world to see! WTF are ya doing!?! I AM TOOBIN!

by TheUnencryptedOne October 21, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating diring a Zoom Meeting.

"That meeting was so boring, I was TOOBIN the whole time."

by Doginthemirror October 24, 2020

toobin'

Jerking off whilst on a Zoom call.

"Did you hear about Jeffrey? He was caught toobin' last week."

by RamDamThankYouMaam October 19, 2020

Toobin

Verb
1. To pull out your dick and start masturbating while on a video call.

I was starting to get bored during my Zoom meeting, so I decided to Toobin for a bit. I clicked the mute button so I should be fine.

by WastedDaylight October 19, 2020

Toobin

Toobin is being in the act of masturbation while on a company phone call such as a zoom meeting.

Toobin during a Zoom meeting is pretty normal. Everyone does it!

by Garchomp2020 October 21, 2020