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Liberal retard: uh yeah they're bastards.
Tomi Lahren: So tell me what exactly did they do to make you come to that conclusion?
Liberal retard: uh you know they did some bad stuff so they shouldn't be getting funded as much you know..
Tomi Lahren: So you're saying because a few bad cops made the news all the other cops out there even the good ones and yes there are good cops believe it or not deserve to be punished for the actions of a few?
Liberal retard: uh you know what you're racist how dare you challenge my point of view
Tomi Lahren: lmfao what a retard
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Liberal retard: uh yeah they're bastards.
Tomi Lahren: So tell me what exactly did they do to make you come to that conclusion?
Liberal retard: uh you know they did some bad stuff so they shouldn't be getting funded as much you know..
Tomi Lahren: So you're saying because a few bad cops made the news all the other cops out there even the good ones and yes there are good cops believe it or not deserve to be punished for the actions of a few?
Liberal retard: uh you know what you're racist how dare you challenge my point of view
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