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Tolkyn by Subzero's wife November 22, 2021
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Tolkien movie
A really long amount of time.
From: The movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien's books are like 3 hours long.
From: The movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien's books are like 3 hours long.
Simon: Can you explain why you think Fortnite is bad?
Jeff: No, if I had to explain everything wrong with Fortnite, it would take me a Tolkien movie.
Tina: The seminar was interesting but it took a Tolkien movie.
Jeff: No, if I had to explain everything wrong with Fortnite, it would take me a Tolkien movie.
Tina: The seminar was interesting but it took a Tolkien movie.
Tolkien movie by EtAl. November 30, 2021
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Tolkien movie
A really long amount of time.
From: The movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien's books are like 3 hours long.
From: The movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien's books are like 3 hours long.
Simon: Can you explain why you think Fortnite is bad?
Jeff: No, if I had to explain everything wrong with Fortnite, it would take me a Tolkien movie.
Tina: The seminar was interesting but it took a Tolkien movie.
Jeff: No, if I had to explain everything wrong with Fortnite, it would take me a Tolkien movie.
Tina: The seminar was interesting but it took a Tolkien movie.
Tolkien movie by EtAl. November 30, 2021
Tolkien-level autism
A term used to refer to situations where someone creates something such as a made-up language or universe so elaborate that it is akin to the likes of JRR Tolkien's work.
Person 1: I just created my own fictional world and created an entire fake language and alphabet!
Person 2: Dude. You've achieved Tolkien-level autism.
Person 2: Dude. You've achieved Tolkien-level autism.
Tolkien-level autism by tomothy17 July 15, 2024
Tolkiening
towl - keen - eeng
verb
The act of performing a 'blumpkin' while the blowjob giver is also providing a urethral enema of alcohol to the blumpkin, and thus Tolkiening, recipient.
A dense play on the words of 'sounding,' 'blumpkin,' and creative liberty.
verb
The act of performing a 'blumpkin' while the blowjob giver is also providing a urethral enema of alcohol to the blumpkin, and thus Tolkiening, recipient.
A dense play on the words of 'sounding,' 'blumpkin,' and creative liberty.
Morty: Ah geez Rick, I don't know if I can go on this adventure with you.
Rick: Morty, why. Why Morty, you always do this to me Morty.
Morty: I'm sorry Rick. Jessica agreed to come over and you know, Rick, ah jeez, I just said yes to everything. She ending up Tolkiening me for 30 minutes and now I have a crazy hangover, my penis is sore, and I have the beginnings of some hemorrhoids from sitting for so long on the toilet Rick. Ah jeez man.
Rick: Sit tight Morty. I can fix the physical shit Morty, but I can't cure your idiocy.
Rick: Morty, why. Why Morty, you always do this to me Morty.
Morty: I'm sorry Rick. Jessica agreed to come over and you know, Rick, ah jeez, I just said yes to everything. She ending up Tolkiening me for 30 minutes and now I have a crazy hangover, my penis is sore, and I have the beginnings of some hemorrhoids from sitting for so long on the toilet Rick. Ah jeez man.
Rick: Sit tight Morty. I can fix the physical shit Morty, but I can't cure your idiocy.
Tolkiening by George RR Martini July 30, 2024
Tolkein
(Adj.) The characteristics consistent with the original writing and intent of J.R.R. Tolkein and his works, such as literary Romanticism, poetic dialogue, and characters who believe in a greater good than themselves.
The American Tolkien
A title that some people use to describe certain a certain American fantasy author who has just the amount of talent and influence as J. R. R. Tolkien.
Some people consider A Song of Ice and Fire author George R. R. Martin the American Tolkien. Some may also give that title to The Wheel of Time author Robert Jordan too. But of course, this is all entirely subjective.
The American Tolkien by CelticEagle February 10, 2019