ToLeqit

ToLeqit is a dude on Discord who likes playing Fortnite and Minecraft, he has a lot of chill friends on Discord too!

RainbowDude217: Whats up my dude?

ToLeqit: Nothin much, you?

by TacoDuck1121 October 25, 2020

Toliet Attack

A code/alert meaning to lock you bathrooms from the outside and grab a bowl to poop and pee in and head to a closet. Toliet attacks happen when a angry, blood thirsty toliet becomes loose. You know if you toliet is mad if it shows sign of mocking, begging, or singing the song "Blood Bath". Toliet attacks need to be taken very seriously.

News Reporter:Toliet Attack Alert! A toliet is on the loose! Lock you bathroom doors and get into a safe area!

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Secretly Infected Toliet: Come on please sit on me!
Person in Bathroom: No, I don't have to go!
Toliet: So, it couldn't hurt!
Person: No, why don't you just shut up!
Toliet (mockingly): No, why don't you just shut up!
Person: That's it, I'm leaving.
Toliet: No, stay!Um..(hesitates) Blood Bath! Blood Bath! AHHHH!
Peron: Oh my gosh, I'm calling the KTJL!What was that number again?
Toilet: BLOOD BATH! AHHHHHH!

by Killer Toilet Justice League January 30, 2010

Toliet bowl stew

The act of shitting,pissing,and puking in the same toliet without flushing.

Tom:Dude I was at a party the other day and guess what I left in their bathroom?
Bill:What?
Tom:A pinch of piss,a dash of shit,and tad bit of puke.
Bill:HaHa you left them a hearty serving of Toliet bowl stew

by D-williy April 1, 2010

Skibbidi toliet

A random meme that blew up and it is just a fuckin head in a toilet watched my 4 yos

Hey man you watch skibbidi toliet?
NO IM NOT A NI-

by Man45784629376587263 September 21, 2023

toliet babies

After you cum in a girl she goes to the bathroom to squeeze the cum out!

I shot my load in her and she went the bathroom and made toliet babies

by howard sterb August 4, 2006

tolexted

Getting practically raped over text message. Common forms of tolextation include one-way sexts and receiving nudes without warning.

Officer: And in what way did he sexually assault you?

Me: He sent me a dick pic. out of nowhere. He... He tolexted me. *starts crying hysterically*

by Art$y Bit¢h June 1, 2016

Tolietpaperio

More than five rolls of toiletpaper.

I have a lot of tolietpaperio do you need more than five.

by Miricio December 21, 2020