toilethead

someone who really gets on your nerves but thinks your their best friend andwont go away

hide!that toilet head is over there'!
or..im goin to go and sit with toilet head hel buy me a pint then ill phuq off

by anony mouse July 4, 2004

toiletseat baby

When a guy cums on the toilet seat and a woman sits on it resulting in pregnancy with many defects

Sloth from the goodies is a good example of a toiletseat baby

by Freedo ur toiletseat baby March 28, 2015

Toilexting

Txting while using the toilet

Mom! I can't get in the bathroom, cuz John's toilexting!!

by SammyG1963 December 4, 2015

Toileted

To get shitted on

I just got pumped in the head in fortnite, I have been toileted!

by Flute milk June 15, 2018

Toilatte

Often used to describe the appearance of a bathroom toilet bowl after morning coffee due to diarrhea or liquid shits.

The toilet basically looks like a "late" coffee drink due to its color and skim substance appearance on top.

Husband: "Honey, I heard some noises from the bathroom, are you okay?"

Talia: "I'm fine, it was just another toilatte I made thanks to that strong coffee.

by Oldbay5 May 27, 2020

Toiletlegs

An old prostitute, who is found living on the street between partners. Basically, a toilet that walks.

I saw toiletlegs at the bus stop. Her boyfriend must have thrown her out, again.

by TYMMCHN April 10, 2022

Toiletlingering

you have sex in a bathroom with lingerie on

man that toiletlingering felt good

by Trovitompson March 30, 2023