toilet paper

looooong term for saying TP

I need TP for my bunghole.

by xzbyte June 2, 2004

Toilet Paper

A tool sent by God in order for us inferior human beings to wipe our asses.

"Yo, did you get enough toilet paper for these weeks. It's getting very expensive because of the Corona Virus"

"Nah, you can wipe my ass with your tongue"

by ToiletPaperUser March 27, 2020

Toilet Paper

The panic purchase of choice among millions of customers in the developed world during the coronavirus pandemic—when hoarding of the coveted item exposed the ugly side of humanity in terms of irrational fear and selfishness.

What is the world’s most number of toilet paper rolls one person had bought at one shot before the supermarkets nationwide ran out of them?

by MathPlus July 27, 2021

toilet paper

the white paper you wipe your bunghole with

toilet paper cleans my junk

by PudiesPie September 9, 2014

Toilet Paper

The most important thing in times of a pandemic.

Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!

by Merpish Man April 26, 2020

Toilet paper

Once mackensie put his finger up his ass

Hello bruv i like toilet paper

by Suicicidal james March 17, 2017

Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019