Happier than a tornado in a trailer park

When you are really REALLY happy.

Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"

by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

fart higher than your ass

Translation of the French expression "péter plus haut que son cul"

to be over-proud, arrogant, pretentious.
to pretend to stand higher than your real position.

Bryan got a Ferrari yesterday. He should stop farting higher than his ass.

Alison, you think you are the most intelligent, stop farting higher than your ass!

If you fart higher than your ass, you'll have shit below your ears
(Les Nuls)

by Stephanie37 July 4, 2008

Eyes are bigger than your dick

When she's way out of your league

Hey Anthony, check out that broad over there!

Careful Sam, your eyes are bigger than your dick.

by El Presidente 420 April 7, 2017

A little more nut than sac

Def. A phrase used for some one who repeatedly performs ballsy moves and plays the dangerous move often.

"Yo Steve banged that thot Anna last night with no protection!"
"Jeez that guy's got a little more nut than sac."

by BigCatJG69 September 17, 2018

Thandi

Niece of the Gods, Loved one, Name meaning beautiful one, loved by all who have walked before her and revered by all who follow in her trail. Angels weep that she escaped heaven, Vakings fought because they thought she dwelled in Valhalla...and every time her birthday come around, people who matter raise a toast, "to Thandi, the Beautiful of heart"

Lets give a toast to Thandi.

by Hotstepper May 6, 2015

I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

To be judged by 12 is to go to court and to be judged by a 12 man jury, which all court trials have.

To be carried by 6 is to be dead. It is common for 6 people to carry a coffin (3 on each side) to and from the hearse.

In total the phrase "I'd rather be judged by 12, than carried by 6" means that the person would rather kill someone and go to prison than to, themself, be killed and have to be buried.

I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

by Outlaw2DaDeath December 31, 2005

Amy Schumer is funnier than you

The most destructive and cruel insult in the English language. Seriously, this is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grannie trannie, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister, and all insults like that combined.

Tom: Your sister a mister!
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*

by DrMurrao June 6, 2018