talk to the hand 

something you say when you don't want to talk to someone

bob - "you're a fag"
bill - (talk to the hand"

talk to the hand by Ed September 1, 2003

Don't talk to the hand

A modification of talk to the hand, used to indicate a further level of disinterest.

Hold hand up in front of other person's face, close hand into fist, say "Don't talk to the hand because even he's not interested" Now look away.

Don't talk to the hand by JediAndi April 8, 2006

talk to the hand 

A common term for masturbation.

Hand and penis are very good friends.

talk to the hand by Anonymous September 3, 2003

talk to the hand 

very simple version of masturbation

69 or maybe 96
or 10 or 669

talk to the hand by og'elend heruamin March 3, 2004

talk to the jazz hand 

A phrase conveying "I don't want to hear what you have to say" Only with jazz hands (a little shake at the wrist) the user is adding a little emphasis.

Girl1: He was like all trying to talk about his new girlfriend when I ran into him.

Girl2: Wha'd he say?

Girl1: I donno and I don't care. I was all . . . talk to the jazz hand about that nonsense. (Gesturing with an outstretched palm with a slight wiggle to the hand)

Girl2: You go sister!

talk to the jazz hand by olsongt September 7, 2009

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about 

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019