by BDBSTONE22 October 09, 2018
A skater type person, donning oval shaped skating shoes. Usually also wearing cargo shorts that come to the bottom of the knee, and an excessively graphic graphic tee that tends to draw your sight from the peripheral, only to rape your senses once you've focused on it.
gerbs are also known to own many assortments of graphic flat-brimmed hats, usually having one to match each of their excessively graphic tee shirts. they tend to have some piercing, either the eyebrow or small gauges.
the gerb's hobbies are usually transfixed on skate-type hobbies, either some sort of skating or often times "tagging" the areas just like they learned from tony hawk underground video game series.
gerbs smoke (and will attempt to sell you) a distinct strain of low quality marijuana called "gerb weed" which will immediately make you pass out and wake up with no energy. gerbs should be avoided at all cost, they are a total and utter waste.
gerbs are also known to own many assortments of graphic flat-brimmed hats, usually having one to match each of their excessively graphic tee shirts. they tend to have some piercing, either the eyebrow or small gauges.
the gerb's hobbies are usually transfixed on skate-type hobbies, either some sort of skating or often times "tagging" the areas just like they learned from tony hawk underground video game series.
gerbs smoke (and will attempt to sell you) a distinct strain of low quality marijuana called "gerb weed" which will immediately make you pass out and wake up with no energy. gerbs should be avoided at all cost, they are a total and utter waste.
the new guy that moved in down the hall is a total gerb. Not only does he stink up the whole hall doing his shitty "tag-art" with all those spraypaints, but i hear him clunking around in those obnoxious skate shoes all damn day. fucking gerb
by gerby gerb gerb May 29, 2012
"Gerbs" A group of people that contain both men and women that prevent all men from getting with the women in that group. This is caused by a complex system of friend zones.
by Baby foods limited September 29, 2012
by kirk216370246b February 22, 2010
Gerb defines all types of turds. Humans can be black, white, asian, whatever. Gerbs can be Jawalters, Goobacks, Cacs, Brown Nosed Mud Doves, Goobs, and many more. Gerbs flock in gaggles of 3-4 gerbs at a time. Gerbs are usually pail and make you laugh before they talk. Basically like people with Mustaches. If a gerb has a mustache he his a J-Wal or Superturd.
by Brown Nosed Mud Dove October 28, 2009
by Can’tcatchmelacking April 10, 2019
1. An Alchoholic....To drink to excess.
2. Someone who snores so loud you can hear him over an Ipod.
3. Person who pees on the floor while wasted.
4. Stinks like shit
2. Someone who snores so loud you can hear him over an Ipod.
3. Person who pees on the floor while wasted.
4. Stinks like shit
Phil was walking out of the bar stumbling and peeing on himself. Joe looked to Andrew and said, "Look at that Gerb, what a douche."
by The Ocho February 17, 2005