Bored to death

When your level of boredom has reach such extremes that you have reached a death like state in which you think and do nothing.

His friend : *is talking about nothing*
Guy : .........
His friend: lol is you dead...yo... dude! Oh my god! BRUH say something
Guy: oh my bad, I was momentarily bored to death what were you saying?

by Cease your faggotry July 22, 2017

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Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.

This is actually a quote that I came up with. My friend said that all quotes are positive and inspiring. I proved him wrong 🤣. I put it again if you couldn't see it.

Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.

by Guys are better than girls March 23, 2021

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Dying to death

You're not dead yet but well on your way.

(Hears a funny joke and laughs so uncontrollably that he can't breathe)
"Oh my God!! I'm dying to death!"

by cowpattybill November 15, 2019

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Giving Dome to Death

When the driver of a vehicle gives head to the passenger of the car while "driving".

"It's so sad how Sara and Jimmy died, she was giving dome to death."

by Brodino and Willz June 2, 2009

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National beat a short person to death day

October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.

Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao

by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020

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