Tinderrhea

SUPER gonorrhea that you contracted whilst having a tinder meetup.
Invented by Tim

Ring Ring, (Girlfriend) hey you wank stain, why have I got Super Gonarreha ?

(Boy friend) ummm well I may have tripped and fallen on this Nurse or barmaid or uber driver or maybe she was an unemployed crack head. and that is how you may have it.
We just talked so tripping and falling on her could not have possibly caused it.

(EX Girlfriend) There is no cure for Tinderrhea....NO CURE, you clock hole.

And so the story continues for this was the beginning of the zombie super gonarreha outbreak destroyed the human tinder population.

by mr monaro May 28, 2018

Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

by Marc April 4, 2005

Tenderize the Meat

The act of beating your partner until they have sex with you.

Sarah wasn't in the mood so Tom had to Tenderize the Meat.

by Aram A. February 24, 2008

Tinderizing

Terrorizing tinder, all day long

Homie just downloaded the tinder app, he been tinderizing the Orange County all weekend

by HipStir February 16, 2015

Tinderise

To swipe left or swipe right on a person in real life, in your mind, when you meet them for the first time.

I always tinderise a girl when I meet her, its a really bad habit.

by loca rush January 28, 2018

tallahassee tenderizer

Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.

"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."

by BeatenMeat May 14, 2016

tinderitus

When your thumb uncontrollably swishes left and right

Yo dude what's wrong your thumb?

I got tinderitus mate

by vegas shakes October 27, 2015