Skip to main content

Timo Phelps 

A distant cousin of Michael Phelps, Timo Phelps is terrified of the water. He is an olympic caliber fencer, who made the USA Olympic Fencing Alternate Team in 2000, 2004, and 2008. He is currently a pharmacy student. Timo Phelps is also known as Super Pride Man, and is known to wear grey capes and headbands.
Oh my god, I just met Timo Phelps, he is so much hotter than Michael.
Timo Phelps mug front
Get the Timo Phelps mug.
See more merch

Timo Hempel

Joe:"Hey you know Timo Hempel?"
Mikael:"Who is Timo Hempel?"
Joe:"Timo Hempel my NUTS!"
Timo Hempel by Kami_kazuya August 29, 2022

Timo's punch 

When you are waiting next to traffic light and guy punches you into solar without reason
You will not believe, I was in Prague and received Timo's punch
Timo's punch by kvorec October 9, 2023

timo jelic

Somali word for Asians; particularly Indian and Pakistani people . Timo jelic = soft hair.

Timo jelic pronounced 'tee' 'mo' 'chil' 'e'
Southall is filled with timo jelic folk!
timo jelic by sunshine237 May 5, 2011

Timo de Bain 

Right behind Shneddy in the homosexual department. ( Pun intended )
Timmy es muy muy QUEER.
Timo de Bain by Curt Flabbs November 12, 2003

Timo Werner 

Hair between two halves of butt
oh my butt's itching, maybe i should shave my Timo Werner
Timo Werner by Yes bro June 5, 2020

timo warman 

A timo warman is a Mexican who thinks his part of a big Mexican drug cartel
Timo Warman Narco timo warman