One Timer

One night stand. Bastardization of the hockey term for a slap shot taken when a puck is being passed and is not stopped before it is shot. Other handy hockey term five hole

Jeff went five hole with a one timer. (Jeff scored dude.)

by Poodleusier March 22, 2004

Company Timer

The use of unsanctioned (in addition to one's break) company time to take an extended bathroom break.

Gotta take a company timer

by Pinhedd July 14, 2009

funny timer sand

the term Hank Hill used to call "cocaine" after Peggy had been tutoring a prisoner in the local jail and tried to get her to smuggle in cocaine for him.

"we're not bringing you anymore of your funny timer sand"

by beeareeyeehen June 11, 2006

Part timer

Someone who leaves early instead of staying out & getting fucked up. Part timers are pure buzzkills.

Person 1 - "Right, I'm away home"

Person 2 - "Naw man, stay out & get a booze, you can crash at mine"

Person 1 - "Nope, I'm going home for diner" *walks away*

Person 2 - "Fucking part timer.."

Person 3 - "Aye, what a fucking buzzkill"

by YoBitchorsomeshitlikethat September 30, 2009

wet timer

Used to decscribe someone who has recently been hit with a water balloon and is being a whiny bitch about it.

Hey Jason, you're all wet. Did Murph hit you with yet another water balloon, you fucking wet timer!

by shadyone234 January 7, 2008

Cuntdown timer

Countdown until a vagina is prepared for sexy time

Doris: The Cuntdown timer has begun!
Ralph: I'll go pick up the hardware, home in ten

by Guwniarz February 14, 2015

ol'timer

an old man or old timer

Happy Birthday ol'timer.

by TooWheeler September 23, 2015