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Ticking Time Bomb

when a female is giving you a blowjob in the shower and you clean yourself while this is happening and you realize you have not released your inner love for a while and when you do it explodes causing the girl to swallow your love and therefore locking you supposed love for each other
Mary was giving me a Blow Job and I realized well I guess a Ticking Time Bomb wouldn't be too bad except for she might choke. . .
by NoBlacksWanted April 6, 2017
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Mississippi Time Bomb

tightly-packed hash swallowed in a gelatin capsule. Mississippi was once home to America's only legal pot plantation and the effects are felt after about an hour or so; hence the name.
"I took a Mississippi time bomb and chased it with a Margarita. Man, by 5:00 I was higher than a New Orleans garter."
by Dragonhorse Black Mambazo March 16, 2009
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ticking time bomb

When you put both you balls sticking out through the top band of your underwhere and you tap them both with your palm causing the ticking time bomb
hey look
Ewwwwwwww
Kaboom bitch you just got ticking time bombed
by Frank The Tank1454 November 3, 2010
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Russian Time-Bomb

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 50% vodka and 50% Red-wine. Russians are usually the only people to drink this drink, as we all know. russians love there vodka
Bar tender: what can i get you sir?
you: can i have a russian Time-Bomb please.
Bar tender: coming right up.
by Sloviak Argonian May 3, 2011
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Indian Time Bomb

when a male takes a dump into a condom, then using the condom as a dildo to his partner. the condom then breaks, resulting in "explosion" of the indian time bomb
i have my girlfriend an Indian Time Bomb last night and she freaked out!
by snicker licker November 29, 2009
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Ticking time bomb

It can used to describe the effects of the last words you said to your girlfriend before you broke up with her
Some guy: hey dude, you feeling alright?
another guy: no... I broke up with my gf
Some guy: well, what were your last words?
Another guy: My last words effected me like a ticking time bomb
Some guy: I didn’t ask how they affected you
by Somepieceofshitwitharms January 28, 2021
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Skeravian Time Bomb

A bomb that is disguised to look like Canadian to attract passers-by and people going to Victoria. This bomb is very dangerous so if you are in Canada and see someone suspicious then just stay away.
I am going to ask that man for instructions honey. No Jill said Bob I think that guy is actually a Skeravian Time Bomb or worse, a Rumpleton stink bottom.
by Youserfive January 27, 2010
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