tide lines 

The visible line at a woman's jawline where her makeup meets her natural skin tone

That girl would be so pretty if her tide lines weren't so obvious

tide lines by yellebelle August 29, 2009

tide pod chan 

You never eat tide pod chan. Tide pod chan is not edible.

Person 1:hey want go eat tide pod chan with me?
Person 2:NO YOU NEVER EAT TIDE POD CHAN.
Person 1:ok .-.

tide pod chan by Gaydouchebag May 4, 2018

tide pod 

It's a forbidden fruit that is very delicious. It gives you all your vitamins and nutrients. There are many different flavors too. Contrary to popular belief, it will not kill you, it's just another healthy snack.

Mmm. This tide pod is exceptionally good today.

tide pod by mcnuggetdestroyer January 14, 2018

Tide Talking 

When a child is crying uncontrollably and you attempt to talk like an auctioneer to a third person within the painfully short, quiet, rhythmic, predictable breath(or reloading) periods of the aforementioned child's bawling.

Dean would not stop crying, so we tried tide talking for 5 minutes straight to spite him.

Tide Talking by Ace B March 2, 2011

tide on the go 

The act of ejaculating on a stain located on a shirt or pair of slacks.

At the party, Joe had a stain on his new golf shirt so I was a good friend and provided a tide on the go.

tide on the go by Wang Willy March 17, 2012

Tide Bitch

A term for an angry girl who is PMSing

Guy 1: Why is she so upset?
Guy 2: The crimson tide is flowing.
Guy 1: wow what a tide bitch

ROLL FUCKING TIDE BITCH

Tide Bitch by Tide Bitch July 17, 2016

Tide Pods

Tide Pods are made to wash dirty clothes. There has been a recent spike in popularity for them for the infamous Meme around it. The meme is where you say you want to eat it. The meme has even gotten to the point where people die from digesting a bleach-filled packet.

Don't eat Tide Pods they can kill you.

Tide Pods by Millenidumb February 2, 2018