Tibberly

How you feel after a couple of glasses, but you wont admit to being tipsy.

"Tibberly I am", "I'm feeling Tibberly", "I'll only have a couple glasses of Prosecco otherwise I'll get Tibberly."

by philverine May 29, 2018

Tibenorous

A man-sized dinosaur who plays a keyboard (or other annoying electronic instrument) in an attempt to bond with the other dinosaurs, who are blatantly cooler than him. Unfortunately, the Tibenorous only eats pony shaped foods (mainly potatoes carved into the aforementioned shape), making it repulsive to the other dinosaurs.
In effect, anybody trying to claw their way up the social ladder can be compared to a Tibenorous.

Nerd: Hey Cassandra, I just bought a new battling robot. Would you like to come and see it?

*Nerd secretly jizzes in pants at mention of robots*

Cheerleader (to other cheerleader friends): OMG! He is such a friggin' Tibenorous! I literally want to cut myself right now. This is more painful than when Paul donkey punched me last night...

by JellyfishLicker April 27, 2012

limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Justin Timberlake

The most amazing man in the Universe who is hated on by a bunch of queer ass pussies who can get blow jobs. He is the most talented person in the world. He pretty much plays every musical insrument. He also dances and acts. And not to forget is the best singer in the world!!!!!! He is a motherfucking SAINT!

All praise Justin Almighty!
WWJD?
(What Would Justin Do?)

Justin = Jesus

person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Jesus?

person 2: No but I have heard of Justin Timberlake.

by JT LOVER May 3, 2008

Timbered

1. To be so drunk that you feel like you are about to fall like a freshly chopped tree.

2. To be so drunk that you feel about as good as that Ke$ha and Pitbull song.

Simon: Man we should drink tonight!

Brendon: Yeah man! It's going down, we're getting timbered!

by SD and BB December 4, 2013

Justin timberlake

To succeed, to do what you aim for, and make everyone look at you hating. To prove everyone wrong with success.
Came from the success of Justin Timberlake and his achievements to date. Success in band *NSYNC, (made by Chris Kirkpatrick)Career, Life and Money

'Oh my goodness...i've done a JT!!'

by Evey May 19, 2004

tabbed

To be slightly depressed and incredibly lethargic. Extreme pessimism. A loss of desire to do anything. Can cry at any moment.

When Aiden failed four classes and swam slow in his swim meet he felt tabbed out.

When Aiden decided to wear a hand-me down sweater and hang Christmas lights in July, his extreme tabbness was displayed.

It was obvious that Aiden was tabbed when he continuously replayed a specific Simon and Garfunkle song and hadn't showered in 11 days.

by Sir Flans A Lot June 11, 2008