by Drew Remenda April 20, 2010
Get the Joe Thornton mug.Students or alumni of Silver Spring's small Quaker school...usually fans of alternitive music, weird fashion styles, and attendees of therapy,rehab,etc. Often fun, frequently caring, and always surprising. `
by vanessa January 21, 2005
Get the Thorntonites mug.I love the way you pick your nose the way you eat my garden hose when I first saw you I froze I really wanted to suck your toes I hope my effort shows to preserve all your dirty clothes I will now plant a rose in honour of your big fat nose you never got to propose and now you decompose
Person 1 - Omg did you hear Rebekah Thornton’s poem
Person 2- yes that was so weird like talking to a grave couldn’t be me
Person 1- ha lol rip bozo
Person 2- yes that was so weird like talking to a grave couldn’t be me
Person 1- ha lol rip bozo
by Omgya February 17, 2022
Get the Rebekah Thornton mug.A female dog who constantly misses open goals when playing football.
Thorntons are usually very childish and have a high-pitched voice, and thus explains his lack of masculinity. Although he is self-proclaimed that he is a man, it doesn’t reflect the fact that it appears to be one.
The only words Thorntons use are “woof woof” as it is clear that it has lack of grammatical and comprehensive capabilities.
Thorntons are good at football, but when he is near an empty goal, he tends to miss it every single time.
Thorntons are usually very childish and have a high-pitched voice, and thus explains his lack of masculinity. Although he is self-proclaimed that he is a man, it doesn’t reflect the fact that it appears to be one.
The only words Thorntons use are “woof woof” as it is clear that it has lack of grammatical and comprehensive capabilities.
Thorntons are good at football, but when he is near an empty goal, he tends to miss it every single time.
I love to play football with my friends. However, if he is a Thornton, I would’t even think about playing as he misses open goals.
by HarryKaneTheKing August 7, 2018
Get the Thornton mug.The perfect mix of charisma, compassion, and curiosity. Thorntons are like little housecats that know how to warm up to new people by metaphorically rubbing up against their leg and purring. Luckily, Thorntons don't have to be taken to the vet and they don't need the litter box. Most of them can just use the toilet haha. If you leave food out for Thorntons, they'll eat it. No questions asked. They love a little chin rub, too. But human chins. Thorntons are sometimes afraid of dogs, and they're covered in hair from head to toe. Thorntons are prone to violence.
by thorntonisnotacat May 2, 2022
Get the Thornton mug.To thornton (v): a sexual act pertaining to scataphilial/coprophilial fore-play; dipping the scrotum and testicle(s) upon the excretion of a partner's excreting anus and then offering the coated scrotum to the, or any additional partner's tongue. This sexual act is celebrated as a delicacy among scatologically inclined fetish communities and groups.
Time for a Licks Thornton.
After some anilingus, Thornton Licks followed naturally and eventually by a good felching, Sir.
After some anilingus, Thornton Licks followed naturally and eventually by a good felching, Sir.
by Ben Gee Kat December 25, 2022
Get the Thornton mug.A amazing beautiful fabulous girl who everyone loves and will be famous and everyone will be jealous. Her brown hair and brown eyes are glowing and stunningly pretty. She is inspirational and everyone wishes that she was there friend. She will also become president one day
by HarryPotter::) April 18, 2018
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