Häagen-Dazs thighs

A cosmetic condition that has the ghastly symptom of producing thighs that have expanded to an obese and plump size from to much dairy fat. This is a precurser to the sever cosmetic condition of cottage cheese thighs.

The women going through the divorce consumed too much dairy products, directly resulting in her Häagen-Dazs thighs!

by macrent2 July 31, 2009

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thighsterbating

The action of skillfully masturbating with your thighs, allowing you to masturbate in public areas.

I like to thighsterbate in the subway.
I thighsterbate in school and no one notices.
Earlier today in class, I began to thighsterbate while learning about the female anatomy.
I got sent to the office today because I made a mess while thighsterbating during class.

by someoneelsetookmyname October 21, 2015

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Thighpads

A wad of money in your pocket posing as a protection source for your thighs. mostly used in hip hop rap songs.

Tron- “I got these thighpads for my protection on this lick”

Stan- “Man you got to much money”

by steezbaby February 25, 2022

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Thicc Thighs

A common way for Women to Mind-Control men into fucking them, Usually from rubbing against a man's Thighs or simply sitting so closely you can see she giving him the "Wassup" Motions.

"She used her Thicc Thighs against me last night, I could not resist."

by Robert Bumaro March 23, 2019

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