lol theory

The theory that the internet phrase lol,meaning "laugh out loud", can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.

ex 1
Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer.

ex 2
Jesus: Take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol.

ex 3
Me: Will you marry me? Lol.

^Lol theory in action

by bobmcd123 September 4, 2007

The Douchebag Theory

The answer to why girls always date douchebags. It usually starts from a young age, when a boy is mean to a girl, the girl goes home and cries to her mom, her mom then says "it's okay, it's just because he likes you", the girl is then happy with that answer and moves on with life thinking everytime a guy is an ass to her, it just means they like her, she goes on thinking that until she is old enough to date guys, and then she proceeds to ask the biggest douchebag out, and that explains how all the assholes get hot girls.

The douchebag theory, the answer to everything.

by itzadolfin!! June 6, 2011

M-Theory

The most advanced version of the cosmic string theory. M-theory exists in eleven-dimentional hyperspace, where two-branes and five-branes can exist. There are five ways in which M-Theory can be reduced down to ten dimensions, thereby giving us the five known superstring theories, which are now revealed to be the same theory.

The full equations governing M-theory are totally unknown.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

String Theory

Are you seriously searching this on Urban Dictionary? Really?

''Hey bro did you read about String theory....''
''REEEEEEEEEE.........''

by TheBlownDiffuser August 24, 2021

Theory of relativeity

This is a comic reference to nepotism, the hiring of relatives.

It looks like the Hardings are practicing the theory of relativeity again!

by I, Wreckerrr February 10, 2021

Freckle theory

Postulated by a non-freckled human. The theory proposes with enough sun exposure a freckled person's freckles will eventually connect - seemingly making them very tan, but in fact just making them a giant freckle. This theory has not yet been proven, only tanning creams have helped self-loathing freckled individuals achieve this.

Steve: Did you see Martha the other day?
John: Yeah she's been on the beach every day; testing out the freckle theory I presume.
Steve: She sure would make one sexy giant freckle!
John: True story.

by Lauren Lynch June 10, 2008

Domino Theory

A theory in which that if you make one action against one thing, countless other actions will happen upon countless other things

Just think of a row of dominoes, if you push one, all of them will fall. That's the Domino Theory.

by Poppy862 January 23, 2009