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Pineapple Slicer

where a monkey slices his shit into pineapples and shoves it into a Muslim's anus and violently rams his arm, with said pineapples, in a repeating motion until flowers grow in the Sahara Desert.
Joel: "Faggot, I'll kill you."

Chris: "Hey, slut, watch that mouth or I'll give you a pineapple slicer."

Joel: "But I'm not a Muslim."

Chris: "You will be.'

Joel: "What is this...I don't even..."

Chris: "AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY..."
by niggabegoodsticks November 13, 2010
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Little Chute Slicer

The act of sticking your erect penis into a windmill.
I got got so wasted at Jack’s that I ended up sticking my penis in the windmill downtown and gave myself a Little Chute Slicer.
by Tigerzebra February 11, 2019
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digital carrot slicer

Any overly-complicated gadget designed to do a mundane task that can be done much more easily, cheaply, simply, and often better with an old-fashioned, low-tech device. Typically, a digital carrot slicer runs on batteries, has more options and "features" than anyone really wants, costs too much, is difficult to use, provides the user with more information and precision than they need, and is less reliable compared to the low-tech tool.
Compared to pencil and paper for taking notes, a PDA is a digital carrot slicer.

Why use a sharp knife to cut up a carrot when you can use a digital carrot slicer?
Hey, I just got paid yesterday, let's go the the mall and buy a digital carrot slicer at the Sharper Image!
by mooltittle August 18, 2010
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Polish bread slicer

When two lesbians scissor each other and a guy sticks his dick in between them.
Did you hear Mary and Josie were scissoring then John stuck his dick in between them. Oh yeah that called a polish bread slicer.
by jlu676 February 3, 2021
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Stop posting about slicer

A meme used about slicer from Boss Fighting Stages as a reference for when someone says "Slicer" or just to be funny.

Note: the full meme is on the bottom
A guy: *Posts Slicer in general Discord Channel*
Another guy: Stop posting about slicer I'm tired of seeing it, All my friends on tik tok send me SLICER. On discord it's SLICER, I'm a student in the Boss fighting stages and all the channels there are just SLICER, and then when I'm tryna post my girlfriend my super cool night art she says when the SLICER is slicing.
by A random definition maker November 23, 2022
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Dick Slicer

A mechanism, commonly utilized in society to chop the cock and balls off of a notorious, often dangerous and vial human being.
"That nigga just got sent to the Dick Slicer for committing heinous crimes."
"We just arrested some poor guy with plans to test the Dick Slicer on him."
by DickSlicer August 30, 2021
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skibidi slicer

Years ago in the skibidi multiverse they was a sigma name baby Gronk who rizzed up all of the TikTok rizz party. Baby Gronk had no chance of rizzing them so he created skibidi slicer, it was a pizza very like the crusty crabby formula. he rizzed all of them up and became the rizz party leader.
You shall never out Rizz me baby Gronk Baby Gronk Ok eat this it called skibidi slicer. yum yum omg you are the new rizz party leader!
by yzyjacob April 17, 2024
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