Puttin' the meat down

When you dick a hoe so hard that she doesn't get up.

1: "Yo homes what'd you do when you left with that gal?"
2: "You know I was puttin' the meat down on that bitch."
1: "Word."

by just_jem February 5, 2018

upside down taco with the meat hanging out

When a girls cooter lips are too short and her pink junk is showing.

Merry came out of the shower the other night showing her upside down taco with the meat hanging out. Scary!

by Shardcard February 17, 2007

twerking by the meat

When one is found to be hip shaking, booty jiggling or simply pussy popping while browsing the steak or chop meat area of the grocery store

Friend 1: "Girl, i just saw Miley Cyrus twerking by the meat!"

Friend 2: "You mean twerking Robin Thicke?"

Friend 1: "No, she was literally twearking by the meat, Girl she had a porterhouse in hand"

by evalicious bella July 10, 2014

beating the meat

What males should probably never do without lotion.

I walked in on the fool beating the meat dry. Damn, I hope he ain't start no fire....

by None Of Ya Damn Bid-ness April 18, 2008

slip the meat

Phrase usually used in conjunction with " to her", as, "slip the meat to her". Defined as putting your cock(the meat) into her, or fucking her.

Susie is passed out on the couch, so I think I'll slip the meat to her.

She'll get over it, I'll just slip the meat to her and she'll be alright.

That bitch, someone needs to slip the meat to her so she won't be so cranky.

by Renown February 25, 2008

THE Meat Party

An annual fantasy football auction draft typically held in Pelham, AL since circa 2012 where smoked meats abound, and the beer & peach shine overflow. This event is more commonly known as THE Summitt, and is organized by a ginger of the democratic persuasion. The very best ribs and smoked meats are had by all in attendance. Artisan salsas and Peleton races are also quite commonplace at THE Meat Party. Sponsored by THE Mike & Deck Show, attendees of this event are generally avid supporters of Kelly Kapowski.

Who brings a protein bar to THE Meat Party?

by Thump Thump Thump December 17, 2021

Strumming the meat guitar

Female Masturbation

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night

by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015