by Omgwtfbbq October 10, 2004
Get the loch ness monstermug. A bowel movement so great in length that the end of the feces is protruding from the toilet water thus resembling the "Loch Ness Monster".
by Bender77 May 30, 2008
Get the A Loch Ness Monstermug. A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.
Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!
I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!
Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.
I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!
Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.
by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010
Get the Drop a Nessie in the Lochmug. by B-Drac November 15, 2003
Get the loch ness monstermug. A gargantuan turd of epic proportions that is long enough to actually stick out of the water like the head of the 'real' loch ness monster. (Must be a solitary log-type poop)
by Poop-doggy-dog April 13, 2009
Get the loch ness monstermug. An extremely long dump that is so large that the head pokes up out of the water in the toilet bowl, while the body remains submerged, much like photographs that claim to show the infamous Nessie.
The key difference between a floater and a LNM is that only the head shows on the water's surface with a LNM, whereas a floater's entire body floats on the surface.
The key difference between a floater and a LNM is that only the head shows on the water's surface with a LNM, whereas a floater's entire body floats on the surface.
I think I just sighted the Loch Ness Monster in the bathroom.
Dude, I just dropped a Loch Ness Monster in your shitter... where's your plunger?
Dude, I just dropped a Loch Ness Monster in your shitter... where's your plunger?
by eetmaicrank September 22, 2009
Get the Loch Ness Monstermug. A mixture of Jose Cuervo, Monster Energy Drink, and Promethazine-codeine cough syrup in a shot glass and then downed like a motherfuckin badass
by Ricky Murda January 19, 2010
Get the Lochness Monster Bombsmug.