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The Irish Hello

The Irish Hello is a newly coined term derived from the already famous phrase "The Irish Goodbye". Essentially, it is the opposite of the "Irish Goodbye". The perpetrator of the "Irish Hello" will hold court, and show up to a place, party, event, or meeting, uninvited, and unwanted without any foreseeable indication of their arrival. Its first origins date back to John Paul Occhipinti's famous exile and return to his home in Scranton, PA. John Paul Occhipinti left his son John Salvatore Occhipinti the reins of the home with permission to throw countless, and endless parties, only to return from Ocala, Florida with no notice, intentionally killing the buzz of the summer parties that were set to ensue.
John Salvatore Occhipinti was in the midst of a Blockbuster House Party only to receive "The Irish Hello" from his father, John Paul Occhipinti who was in a Mesh Beach T-Shirt waiting at the door. John Salvatore had to leave his Beer Pong Championship Match to help unload his father's luggage, knowing full and well this Irish Hello was the Irish Goodbye to raging hard as fuck.
by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019
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The Irish Lasso

When one takes an absurdly long pubic hair and lasso’s their love interest in an attempt to court them.
I didn’t really like John, but once her preformed the Irish lasso on me while I was sleeping, I couldn’t resist marrying him.
by Sponsored_rapist February 8, 2019
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The Irish Waterfall

When you take out a person's glass eye and shoot your load in the empty socket creating a waterfall of cum from her nose and mouth
"Yo dude, we got drunk last night and picked up this gross bitch who had a glass eye. Ryan thought it would be funny to give her The Irish Waterfall, so he did. It was solid!!"

"Craig has an infatuation with The Irish Waterfall, I think his boyfriend likes it!!"
by DartmouthInDaHouse September 3, 2009
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The Irishman

The Irishman is just so so so so fucking long.
by Someguyright December 30, 2019
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the Irish

Many centuries ago, the Irish were the most advanced race on earth. Legend has it they were on the verge of transcending to become beings of pure energy, when they discovered alcohol and...well you know the rest.
On the bright side, they invented stout, potatoes, and whiskey
Peter Griffin, from the Griffin family in Family Guy, is Irish. So is Gerry Adams, the IRA and Irish Whiskey
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
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The Irish Hooligan

when a driver in a moving vehicle proceeds to stick his body half way out the car's window, flailing his arms and screaming while outside the car as fellow drivers look on.

driver usually can only have the balls to do this while under the influence.
he was so fucked up he did the Irish Hooligan
by alyvine August 3, 2010
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The Irish Exit

Taking ownership of a beloved pub and fucking it up so bad no one ever comes back.
Viva La Penny...way to pull the irish exit, hopefully the next owners arent fucksticks.
by The Eville Joker July 25, 2017
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