Can't Leave the Hand 

When a male finds no pleasure in any sexual activity a female performs on him because he has perfected his own way to climax earlier in his life.

Guy #1: So I was drilling this girl for about 45 minutes and I found no satisfaction at all.

Guy #2: Sounds like you can't leave the hand man...

Guy #1: :'(

Can't Leave the Hand by Judge Ex June 12, 2009

if you can't stand the heat , get out the kitchen 

1 . Basically , if you can't stand the stress , leave the situation.
2. If you don't like it GTFO

Me: I think planking is the dumbest thing ever
Friend: Well I like it
Me: My facebook status , my opinion . "if you can't stand the heat , get out the kitchen" & mind your business.

if you can't stand the heat , get out the kitchen by CIbeast July 1, 2011

Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu 

Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.

Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.

Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu by xXN00B_SAIB0T777Xx July 8, 2009

even thought the moment passed me by i still can't turn away 

best goo goo dolls song ever.

And even though the moment passed me by
I still can't turn away
Cuz all the dreams you never thought you'd lose
Got tossed along the way
And letters that you never meant to send
Got lost or thrown away

And now we're grown up orphans
And never knew their names
We don't belong to no one
That's a shame
But you could hide beside me
Maybe for a while
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name

And scars are souvenirs you never lose
The past is never far
Did you lose yourself somewhere out there?
Did you get to be a star?
And don't it make you sad to know that life
Is more than who we are

We grew up way too fast
And now there's nothing to believe
And reruns all become our history
A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name
I won't tell em' your name
Oooh, oooh, oooh
I won't tell em' your name
Ow!

I think about you all the time
But I don't need the same
It's lonely where you are
Come back down
And I won't tell 'em your name

even thought the moment passed me by i still can't turn away by katie April 17, 2005

Can't see the forest through the trees. 

When a person focuses too much on small detail (trees), and misses the big picture (forest).

Stressed out person on vacation: "we have to awake at 4:00am, eat breakfast at 5:00am, goto the tour at 6:00am, arrive at the park 1 hour later, buy this, see that, go here, go there... are you writing this down!"

me: "how about, I'm on vacation, I'll be resting and meet you for lunch."

me behind the other person's back: "yikes, that person Can't see the forest through the trees."

Can't see the forest through the trees. by johncoleman83 March 16, 2017

Can't Raise the Main Sail 

Erectile dysfunction, either permenant or temporay. A nice way of saying "can't get hard"

Damn, she so ugly I can't raise the main sail, even after a case!

Can't Raise the Main Sail by Wolf89 January 3, 2007

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't 

Something said when informed of yet another failure of society

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make solar cars! What is this world coming to?

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't by badgerman5566 May 22, 2010