The Book of Aaron

The Book of Aaron is an amazing book, that has the potential to change people's lives for the better, but most likely for the worst. It's currently being written so it is not finished, but rest assured that Aaron (the author and cult leader) is working very hard on it. It covers many issues and opens new and intriguing ideas for questions that have been asked many times. Please buy a copy, Aaron (the author and cult leader) is desperate and most likely poor.

"I love the book of Aaron its so smart and good, I wish I could marry him"

by Rema D October 25, 2020

The Book of Willis

Rule 1. Don’t be a crackbaby that swears on your dead homies names then reneges afterwards.

Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.

Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?

Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?

Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.

Rule 6. Listen before you speak.

Rule 7. We outside.

-Darth Willis.

According to the Book of Willis you are a crackbaby.

by A Defective Condom September 1, 2021

the book were making is too short.

the pages for your love story is too thin, too short, too fast to, and already finished.

i love you but the book were making is too short.

by anonymous April 20, 2022

The Book of Truth

Better known as the Bible.

The Book of Truth shows me how to properly live my life.

by A Midwestern Christian July 27, 2005

The Book Of Fairy Tales

A book filled with imaginary stories that some people for some reason believe. Also causes wars. AKA the Bible.

Fred: I love the Bible! It teaches us such great thing!

Bob: You mean like how to start wars?

Fred: Exactly! I don't care how true that is I will always believe in The Book Of Fairy Tales!

by /b/ro May 17, 2009

the book of tea

a book that no one except for the few unfortunate college kids reads and which is a whole freaking book about tea.

it is possibly the worst book ever written.

poor college kid 1: hey, the book of tea. sounds quite exciting.

poor college kid 2: aaaah nooooo make it stoppppp!!!!!

by the coolest person ::eeeverrr:: May 6, 2005

The book club

The opposite of what the "Smart guy" said.

Mooglekupo141: Shoot the infidel!
Dinky Doo: Ok!
Smart Person: No! I'm bloodied!
All: Ha ha ha ha ha

by MoogleKupo141 September 27, 2004