Piss Bidet

A piss bidet is the post piss splash that occurs when taking a dump that washes your ass of faecal matter.

I just went to unpack the luggage and got a piss bidet for my efforts.

by DanDut May 30, 2008

Dirty Bidet

When you go poop, and the turd splashes dirty toilet water back up in your butt hole.

Dude, I just took a dump and got a serious dirty bidet!

by ApologeticKid August 13, 2011

American Bidet

when you take a sizable shit, and the water splashes your ass so you don't have to wipe.

Jennifer: Rimming Michael has been so much better since he got an American Bidet installed!

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 3, 2018

Southern bidet

When your taking a shit and a large turd splashes water onto your hole after dropping cleaning it thoroughly

My turd was so big it gave me a southern bidet!

by P-kanus October 30, 2016

Milk Bidet

The traditional bidet anal cleansing device modified to dispense milk for the times when water just wont cut it.

"I just sprayed some serious mud after eating all that Chipotle and my asshole is burning something fierce... Double ply TP just wont do, I need some moisture but water will just spread the sting around... I need... a Milk Bidet!

by Long John Shaft September 28, 2011

Urine Bidet

When a women straddles the toilet taking an enormous hot log while her gentleman friend urinates powerfully into her asshole removing any remaining fecal matter, like a bidet toilet.

My girlfriend indulged in an huge smothered green chile burrito and I had to give her a urine bidet to clean that nasty stank out.

by Anal Exploder May 7, 2010

shit in the bidet

Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.

"Only demanded they heat up my gazpacho, didn't I?"

"God, you shat in the bidet there, mate."

by Dave June 19, 2004