The act of one person pooping into another person's rectum and then engaging in anal sex with the receiving rectum.
by CaitlynJennersVagina January 11, 2016

Mike, "Hey bro how was last night with Sally?"
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."
by Timmy 5 cocks December 27, 2016

While in the midst of it, you ask preferably a female to lie on her side and shat. Once it starts coming out (approx 3 inches) you slam her butt cheeks together forming an ass hamburger. You then proceed to open the butt cheeks back up and eat it like a sloppy joe.
I told Steve his breath smelled like absolute shit to which he replied," no shit partner... I just ate a sloppy joe". Shitty bastard....
by Pirates booty April 6, 2017

guy #1: Fuck i made a mistake last night
guy #2: what happened?
guy #1: i had a sloppy joe last night
guy #2: wow you have some really bad luck
guy #2: what happened?
guy #1: i had a sloppy joe last night
guy #2: wow you have some really bad luck
by Baron A June 3, 2010

After fornicating a menstruating vagina (if you're stupid,after fucking a bleedin' pussy), rub your penis vigorously about her lips and chin, thus creating the illusion
of having eaten a Sloppy Joe.
of having eaten a Sloppy Joe.
by DirtyFlyBoyz November 10, 2006

When in the 69 position the male is on top driving his penis into the womans mouth as he slowly pushes out a shit so that it drops on her face
by T-Ben June 25, 2009

You soak a load of toilet paper to get it nice and moist and then you lob it at any window/car/person/unexpecting victim/arab/expecting victim or any other object you would want to throw wet loo roll at.
by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009
