man the poop deck

After cumming in an anal cavity, the male proceeds to motorboat the anus so that cum is all over the face.

Kevin Garnett just finished manning Rajon Rondo's poop deck. Hence, "man the poop deck"

by Kinkybastard5 May 29, 2010

Never Pass the Poop

1) A rule in which the nearest person must change a diaper at the time a keester cake is made.

Person A: "Wow, I think your baby just bust a sh*t. Can you change the diaper?"

Person B: "No. We never pass the poop. Here's the wipes to clean up that a$$ sneeze!"

by FANofUD August 17, 2010

fart before the poop

wen u are waitig for something and the fake thing happens first

that opening band at the concert was the fart before the poop

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

Mommy Finding The Poop Sock

when mommy finds the poop sock, it is devastating. you can never come back from the scolding that can come from finding the poop sock. you will be brought to town central and burned at the stake in front of everyone u love and called a witch for your sorcery of the poop sock.

mommy finding the poop sock

by Biome of Rec Room October 17, 2019

Where's the poop?

A phrase that was popularised by the hit tv show how i met your mother (HIMYM), 'where's the poop?' Refers to a line used multiple times, by Lily Aldrin after it was first heard in season 6 episode 3: Unfinished. In the episode she explains that her dog used to make the exact face that Robin was making after he had pooped somewhere in the house, she then uses the term 'where's the poop?' to ask Robin what she is hiding from her, this is in direct comparison to how her dog used to 'hide' his poop.

Ted: Are you okay?

Robin: Well, I'll admit at first I felt a little weird, but after the initial shock I realised something, I've moved on. It was a peaceful moment of closure.

Lily: Where's the poop? Robin?

Robin: Excuse me?

by JustABastard October 29, 2018

winnie the poop

When you squeeze honey into someone's ass, and then lick the asshole clean. Then the person proceeds to take a honey covered shit on your chest, hence Winnie the Poop!

After that Winnie the Poop yesterday, my ass cheeks were stuck together.

by Wolfe Four December 14, 2008

Cornhole Up The Poop Chute

Anal sex....vigorously....as in balls slapping the butt cheeks while fucking the living shit out of someone in the ass.

"Tonight, I'm really going to give that skank from the office a little cornhole up the poop chute. She won't be able to shit for a week."

by Sneeve Sniggardly November 7, 2011