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planet of the toes

I want you to rub my planet of the toes!
by ivonne carley October 22, 2004
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Planet of the Aches

Having aches all around your body.
My back, head, other head, ear, stomach, etc... hurts like a mother!
Thats Planet of the Aches
by WhoKickMyDog July 29, 2011
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Planet of the apes

1. A movie that was made in which apes ruled the world.
2. Earth.So called because humans rule the world and are thought of by some to be nothing more then more highly evolved apes. Because humans have at least 95% of there DNA that the same as that of chimpanzees. And also because much of what humans do is backward and brutish. For example many wars,antilove laws,destruction of the environment,racism ect.
1. Have you seen the planet of the apes.
2. I think I a turn on the news and see what's new on the planet of the apes.
by Deep blue 2012 July 14, 2010
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Planet of the apes

When a girl eats your ass in front of your homies to establish her dominance over there.
Bro that chick planet of the apesd me at the party last night
by ImTriscuit August 7, 2018
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Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.
Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?
by Cate89 March 23, 2019
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Planet of the bears

Planet of the Apes was barely a metaphor.

See also; "bear carjacking" or "Police catch bears breaking into cars" BBC Earth Youtube.com, for supporting evidence of this new emerging phenomena of Planet of the bears diatribe of highly evolved apex predators, in the hopes of establishing
by Modern Women December 23, 2025
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She weighs about 7,328,324,643,872 pounds, and she has a moustache, and aaron hates her. And he tries to eagles beak her b/c her other womanly parts are not good enough. ahhhhhhh! Jessica is so fat that when she walks..
aaron shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(
The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known
by jessicaisugly6609 May 27, 2010
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