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the oil was low

Finally, hooked up with Julie last night.

How was she?

The oil was low.

Bummer.
by Shuaman February 2, 2020
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check the oil

When preforming the sexual act of "the shocker", after you insert the "stink finger" you lick it off, as to "check the oil"
Man, she was so gross but I checked her oil anyways
by Billy Leblanc April 24, 2004
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check the oil

before a female has any physical contact with "strange" wang, she must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the male's ass. if not, have at it, til you're satisfied.
by pun tang October 17, 2003
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Checking the oil

When you have so much grease and mold saturating the pubic hairs in the region between your gooch and your innermost cheek, that you can barely walk another step, and therefore "check," the oil. Depending on the circumstances one might: change your yellowing, mud-stained briefs, or dispose of them in the nearest body of water.
Goddamn! It's so hot out here that there is anal waste and sweat running down the bottom side of my thigh out of my shorts! This definitely requires checking the oil
by Dr. Dong Tip October 29, 2015
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The Oil Rig

The act of sticking it in someones ass after they have had exlax causing the shit to spray out like a geyser upon pulling out.
I had to shower last night after the oil rig I gave my girlfriend
by glassballs4u December 10, 2017
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The Oink

The Oink Noun: All men have it. An inherent ability to rape.
Do you have the oink?
by Genocide baby September 3, 2019
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The Oiled One

The Boiled One Covered In Baby Oil and with butt implants for sexual content
man I would rape the Oiled one
by SIgmaOiler April 15, 2024
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