Mr. Oliver Murdoch

Mr. Oliver Murdoch is the dirtiest person known he's shagged every Peterborough United player and now has Aids, Rabies and Hiv. Mr. Oliver Murdoch also is a nonce as he has fingered, shagged and had more than a few blowjobs from the 14 year old slag Mrs. Izzy Trott. Mr. Oliver Murdoch is a very dirty man and must be stopped.

"What is that stench"?

"Must be Mr. Oliver Murdoch's penis"
"Look at that nonce over there"
"Is that Mr.Oliver Murdoch"?

by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021

murdoch

The place between your ball sack and cock, due to Rupert Murdoch's close resemblance to a scrotum while being a dick.

I've got a really itchy murdoch after that run.

by hairy A August 24, 2016

Rupert Murdoch

Rupert Murdoch is a saying that means either "fucking bullshit" or Blasphemy, either way, its not a phrase to use lightly, or in public. Much like my other definitions

Don't waste time making money of Rupert Murdoch when you could be pimpin hoes, know what Im saaaaaayainnnnn - idk.

Rupert Murdoch over here.

by Flandusky The Goat September 9, 2025

Murdoching

The act of not ever being at work.

Saying that you're going to FedEx and never coming back to work.

The act of "teleworking" but not actually doing any work.

Lara left the office and Murdoched rest of the day.

I will be Murdoching rest of this month.

by Betty Humter March 20, 2023

Murdoch Monday

The best Monday you had/have/will have your whole life. Filled with unlimited treats (usually pastries, baked goods, cakes and desserts).

Just another Murdoch Monday

by brad455 August 14, 2022

murdoch

(mur-dok)
1. murder, murda
2. hard hitting, real

"On 50's new album he keeps it murdoch ."

by Comedian Denis Donohue September 22, 2007

Murdoch

to deceive and obfuscate the facts; a corrupting liar; to lie in pursuit of profit.

He/she is such a Murdoch. I promise I’m not being a Murdoch.

by Rocinante January 6, 2020