Mr Krabbed

When a person is consumed in some way by the holy power of one Mr Krabs, owner and operator of the Krusty Krab chain of ocean-based burger restaurants. Those who have been Mister Krabbed's first symptom is usually an obsession with both making and saving money, which is followed by the person's laughter sounding like that of Mr Krabs: "Agagagagagaga!". Eventually, the affected takes on the physical characteristics of Mr Krabs. There is no cure for the disease, and it has a 97.6543994% mortality rate. Over 64,000,000 people have been affected globally.

Dude 1: "Hey Dude, when we go to Universal Studios we should totally check out that SpongeBob float!"
Dude 2: "Yes we shall me boy, Agagagagagaga!"
Dude 1: "Oh my god, I can't believe it. You've been Mr Krabbed! Hurry, get to the ED right away!"

by The Butt Dictionary October 28, 2021

mr krabs porn

pornography of character "mr krabs" from spiddle darn squack sack.

"Hey wanna watch mr krabs porn?"
"Yes"

by freshykz July 30, 2022

mr krabs

canabalism

krabby pattie's are krab therefore mr krabs is canabalism

by smartysmartie223 December 26, 2021

Angry Mr. Krabs

When you don’t give Mr. Krabs his money so he ends your soul.

Hey dude I got a fifty dollar bill from the rusty krab.

AWWWW MAN HIT FOR THE HILLS YOU GOT AN ANGRY MR. KRABS ON YALL TAIL.

by Lord Zorlax November 12, 2019

Mr. Krabs's

Owned by Eugene Krabs aka Mr. Krabs from Spongebob

The Krusty Krab is Mr. Krabs's restaurant.
(Even though it is actually Mr. Krabs')

by Yeet64 August 10, 2019

Mr. Krabs

Grunkle Stan in a crab costume.

You kidding me!? Mr. Krabs isn't giving out refunds!

That's weird, neither is Grunkle Stan!

They're both old and crustaceous too

You know what that means...

by memeist_boi April 22, 2020

Mr. Krabs

A god among the ordinary fish of Bikini Bottom.

"All hail the mighty Mr. Krabs!" They all shouted, praising the real god of the world.

by Hydrated Hoe April 28, 2021